GENERAL BASTARD BRIGADE MICHIGAN CHAPTER

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Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Mar 15 2008 8:00P MELODY INN INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana
Mar 22 2008 8:00P OADES HIDDEN CAMEL LANSING
May 9 2008 8:00P JIGGERSSAN ANTONIO, Texas
May 10 2008 8:00P HEADHUNTERS AUSTIN, Texas
May 17 2008 8:00P OTTO’S SHRUNKEN HEADNEW YORK, New York
Jun 12 2008 8:00P NXNE TORONTO, Ontario
Jun 13 2008 8:00P NXNETORONTO, Ontario
Jun 14 2008 8:00P NXNE TORONTO, Ontario
Jun 15 2008 8:00P NXNETORONTO, Ontario
Jul 4 2008 8:00P BEGIN WEST COAST TOUR WEST COAST, California
Jul 19 2008 8:00P WEST COAST TOUR ENDSWEST COAST, California
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Hailed by many as one of the greatest guitarists of our era General Bastard is a one man destruction crew playing all the instruments himself. Often accompanied by burlesque dancers on stage The General wows audiences with his guitar acrobats playing Songs, solos over the neck of his guitar and displaying an ability to play one handed solos using only his pickhand tapping on the fretboard with his fingers.
General Bastard also shows a diverse range of influences with songs ranging from Punk to metal to straight up surf music that would make Dick Dale himself proud and a knack for covering televison theme songs such as Laverne & Shirley, King of the hill and many others.
General Bastard songs are also filled with humour that hasn't been seen since the likes of Frank Zappa. Metal Maniacs magazine said this about General Bastard "Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about."
Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about. He's your bestest buddy and will always be there to cheer you up when whiny emo bands and Scott Stapp try to bring you down.
Metal Maniacs