Cheshire Bane - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Who am I? I could be the best person you've ever met, or I could be the worst. I'll let you decide.
The name is Cheshire. Don't you dare forget it.
If you are interested in booking me, please note I do NOT work for free (unless I know you, love you, or owe you one HELL of a favour).
I'm plus sized. OHEMGEE! Get over it.
I take great pride in knowing I'm of Irish and French heritage.
My hometowns are so wide ranging it's hard to choose one. I was raised in Michigan, but I got out as soon as I possibly could. Now I'm back, but not for long... I'm moving to either Illianois or Tennessee very soon.
I can be an outright offensive cunt. If I don't like you, you will know.
I am an animal rights activist and have been for about 13 years. My main causes are horse salughter awareness, and trying to stop the ignorance behind breed bans (pit bulls mainly).
I have a pit bull jack russel mix that I spoil. Oh, and pits? They're amazing. Anyone who tells you they're evil horrible animals is an idiot.
I am a pin-up model and a body piercer. I love my jobs more than you. =^_^=
I'm generally a nice person, unless you piss me off.
Message me before you add me, k, thanks.

My Interests

Hot rods. Rockabilly. Psychobilly. GOOD punk. Bully breed dogs. Sewing. Education. Body modification. Swing dancing. Jackson, TN. Irish culture. French culture. England. Building cars. Horses. Pin-up culture. A lot of shit...

I'd like to meet:

Someone amazing. Oh wait... too late.

Music:

Cheshire's pick of the week:Harvey Danger!

Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash, June Carter, Roy Orbison, Eddie Cochran, Joe Strummer, Jerry Lee Lewis, Old Elvis that wasn't ripped off from Carl Perkins, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Guana Batz, Nekromantix, Koffin Kats, Flogging Molly, The Dubliners, The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, Horror Pops, Three Bad Jacks, 72 Dolphins, Catch 22, The Battle Scars, The Clash, Crass, GG Allin, Dresden Dolls, The Exploited, Old Misfits, MSI, Stray Cats, Reverend Horton Heat...

This is the last bands on my player when I wrote this.

Movies:

SLC Punk, The Crow, Interview with the Vampire, Sid and Nancy, Rebel Without a Cause, Some Like it Hot, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Willy Wonka and the Cocolate Factory, The Last Samuraii, a LOT more. The Eye is my favorite movie. Wanna be cool? Watch it.

Television:

The news even though it makes me want to hang myself.

Books:

Dante, Orwel, Hawthorne, Chomsky, Atwood, Poe, King, This list could go on, but these are some damn good authors.

Heroes:

Heros are over rated. They all have flaws and will always let you down when you least expect it. It's pointless to model your life after someone else.

I am my own hero.

My Blog

Yippee ki-yi-yay, get a long little doggie...

This week I finished off my sophomore year at Kellogg and will be transfering in the fall. I finished off with a 3.25 (which may change since my Communications teacher dicked me on my mid term and I'm...
Posted by Cheshire Bane on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:16:00 PST

The reasons as to why I hate you.

I'm single. Whoo fucking hoo I guess. I think I'm just numb to it at this point. I hate everyone. I just want you all to know that. I hate you all, and I hate me most of all. I think it is truly impo...
Posted by Cheshire Bane on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:02:00 PST

Progress shall be defined by your position on the bridge as it burns

Hell is not a place. The Devil isn't a person. Evil isn't a shadow, nor is it the form. People cannot, and will not react on a meaningful level. That is impossible. The education system is a farce, an...
Posted by Cheshire Bane on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:53:00 PST

PTSD, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Friends and readers, As you know, as a child, I was molested by a family friend and abused physically by a baby sitter. The sitter has subsequently lost her license, while the molester runs free....
Posted by Cheshire Bane on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:22:00 PST

A challenge to everyone

Hello my dear readers. As you may know, I am an advocate of gay rights as I believe they are the same fundamental human rights granted to every citizen of the world. I myself am not fully gay, but I d...
Posted by Cheshire Bane on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:37:00 PST

Someday maybe youll treat me like you....

Today was a terrible day. Today was the Good Friday auction at Shipshewana, IN. My mother and I and different representatives of 7 different rescue programs went to pull horses from the slaughter pen...
Posted by Cheshire Bane on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:30:00 PST

Their dreams and sincere aims...

Yesterday is a day that is hard for me every year. Yesterday was Saint Patrick’s day - the feast day for the patron saint of Ireland. It always brings to mind my grand parents and the reasons th...
Posted by Cheshire Bane on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:29:00 PST

Marriage. So stupid.

Ok. I know four couples who have recently been married. These couples are all young, all but one have kids involved already, and all had HUGE issues before they got married. Couple one: They had known...
Posted by Cheshire Bane on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:58:00 PST

I’m a tumor, I’m a tumor...

Ok. Well, about three years ago now I had a HUGE lump in my neck. Thankfully, it was removed and was benign. I was really hoping that that was going to be the end of it. Now, I have another lump of co...
Posted by Cheshire Bane on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:14:00 PST

To my friends and clients...

Dear readers, It has been brought to my attention MANY times that Kari has a "Wanted" poster in her blog under the title of "DO NOT LET THIS WOMAN PIERCE YOU!" I'm not concern...
Posted by Cheshire Bane on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST