Bub

Well, where to start. I'm a single guy that likes long walks on the beach, witty, yet romantic banter and human flesh--I mean... oh boy. I guess I should be upfront and honest here. I'm actually a zombie. Hey wait, before you flee in terror, just let me "holla at ya" for a minute as the kids say. Yes, it's true... I am a zombie, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't make a fine mate. I've been conditioned by a friendly doctor to behave, which means that my almost irresistable thirst for blood has sort of moved to the back burner. My new insight to life has shown me that all zombie girls want to do is groan and murmer about eating you people. Their lack of personal depth leaves my decaying zombie heart unfulfilled, and yearning for something more. If you get to know me, i'll prove to you that I can show you unconditional love while (most likely) not consuming you in a fit of zombie rage. On a side note, i've been told i'm excellent at spooning.