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About Me

I LIKE SLEEPING AND GIRLS. I THINK THAT SOMETIMES PEOPLE MISUNDERSTAND MY HUMOUR THOUGH HAHAHA! ANYWAY, I HANG WITH FRIENDS AND LIKE TO PLAY ACCORDIAN AND SING OLD RAG-TIME SONGS. I DRIVE A FORD AND IT'S ABOUT READY TO POO!!! OH YEAH! IM A TERRIFIC DANCER AND I LIKE THE MOVIE SAVE THE LAST DANCE. I WANT TO BE LIKE JULIA STILLES SHE IS SUCH A FANTASTIC DANCER TOO. ANYWAY, I'M A REAL COOL GUY!!!! ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE I LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT NOT IF YOU CALL ME A TOOL ALL THE TIME. TEDDY CALLS ME A TOOL AND I WANT TO GET MORE FRIENDS ON MY MYSPACE.COM SO THAT TEDDY WILL QUIT CALLING ME A TOOL. OH YEAH I WANT TO GO TO HARVARD TO BE A LAWMAKER AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THIS WORLD. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I THINK SPACE IS AWESOME!!!!! [/html][/html][/html][/html][/html][/html][/html][/html][/ht ml][/html] DONALD AND WALTER, AND MY RHINO KYLE KRAMER.... I ALSO ENJOY MYSELF... AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! WHITE SOX!!!!!!!!!!! I TEABAG OLDMEN[img=http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1619/766188533 lcg4.jpg]

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO KNOWS A WAY TO REFRESH THE BROWSER TO SEE IF I GET MAIL OR NOT SO I DONT HAVE TO SIT HERE PRESSING REFRESH TO SEE IF I HAVE ANY NEW FRIENDS OR MYSPACE.COM MAILMESSAGES. SO ANYWAY TROY A. CLARK IS A TOOL

Music:

TRELLIS, CREED, ALTER BRIDGE, THREE DAYS GRACE, THRICE, DISTURBED, DROWNING POOL THRICE, LAWRENCE WELK, EDDIE MURPHY, 7M3 (LOCAL!!) AND CELINE!!!!!!!

Movies:

SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE (YEAH!!! LOCAL!), MRS. DOUBTFIRE, JUICE, TERMINATOR (GOVERNATOR AHAHGHAHGHAGHHAHAA AHGAH AGHAGHA HAGH!!!!), BRIDGET JONES' DIARY 2, SAVE THE LAST DANCE (NATIONAL!!), ROMEO + JULIET, TITANIC (YEAH!! LOCAL!!), OTHER ONES TOO.

Television:

BABYLON 5 (LOCAL!!!!) SO ANYWAY HOT CHICKS!!!!!

Books:

I LIKE AND STEVEN KIND AND MICHAEL CHRICTON AND

Heroes:

SO ANYWAY THIS ONE TIME BEFORE I MADE THE SAIL FOR DONALD I WAS DOWN AT THE REFINERY AND I FOUND A TAPE BY THIS GUY CALLED EDDIE MURPHY LIVE IN THE DUMPSTER THAT IS WAS IN BECAUSE TEDDY TOLD ME TO AND I LISTENED TO IT ON MY BOOMBOX FOR LIKE 3 DAYS IN A ROW UNTIL MY MOM TOLD ME THAT SHE WOULD TAKE AWAY MY SPACE FRIENDS UNLESS I TURNED IT DOWN BUT I JUST TURNED IT UP ANYWAY. WHITE SOX!!!!! THATS WHY I ONLY HAVE LIKE 13 FRIENDS RIGHT NOW BUT I'LL TOTALLY HAVE MORE REALLY SOON I HOPE. SO ANYWAY, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER!!

My Blog

Wiigue

SO ANYWAY, MY LOCAL WIIGUE MEETING WAS TONIGHT! LOCAL!!! AND I HAD MY WIIHELM AND EVERYTHING BUT THE OTHER TEAM DIDN'T SHOW UP TO PLAY WII BOWLING WITH US BECAUSE THEY WERE AT A BOWLING ALLEY WITH TED...
Posted by jason on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:20:00 PST

Hogs and Ladders

SO ANYWAY I WAS PLAYING HOGS AND LADDERS WITH MY AUNT WEEZA'S PIG WHICH BASICALLY INVOLVED ME PUTTING A PIG ON A LADDER AND WATCHING IT WIGGLE AROUND FOR AWHILE. BUT WALTER GOT JEALOUS AND SO I ...
Posted by jason on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:29:00 PST

ALL YOUR BASE IS BELONG TO US

MY NEW DOG 'GRUBS'. *** edit this later ***
Posted by jason on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:23:00 PST

DEEP THOUGHT

WHATEVER!!!!!! SO I TOTALLY HAD THIS BET GOING WITH TEDDY THAT BIRDS DIDN'T EXIST BUT I THINK I LOST BECAUSE I PUT SOME MUSTARD SEED INTO THE FOUNTAIN IN FRONT OF WELLS FARGO AND LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED...
Posted by jason on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:27:00 PST

FINALLLY!!!!

THERES INK ALL OVER MY PANTS!!!! LOCAL!!!111
Posted by jason on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:56:00 PST

I FOUND A CRACK FOR TURBO TAX 2005

SO ANYWAY I STARTED PLAYING THIS ONLINE RPG CALLED TURBO TAX LAST YEAR AND THEY JUST CAME OUT WITH THE LATEST INSTALLMENT. THE GAME'S SO INTENSE THAT LIKE CHARACTERS FROM THE GAME ACTUALLY CALL ...
Posted by jason on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:16:00 PST

INSTRUCTOR JOEHANSEN IS A TOOL!!!!1

SO NYWAY, I DRANK A HALF QUART OF COUNTRY CLUB MALT LIQUOR BEHIND THE YMCA AND THEN INSTRUCTOR JOEHANSEN FOUND ME SLAMMING MY HEAD INTO THE BRICK WALL BECAUSE I WANTED TO BREAK IT UP LIKE LEGOS CAUSE ...
Posted by jason on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:28:00 PST

BAD DREAM

SO ANYWAY I WAS BACK IN THE POND SWIMMING WITH MYSELF THE OTHER DAY AND WHEN IT OCCURED TO ME I FORGOT MY HAIRNET BUT IT WAS TOO LATE AND THAT I GOT MY PIGTAILS NAPPY SO MY MOM TOOK AWAY THE SPAGHETTI...
Posted by jason on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:13:00 PST

SPYROGRAPH OF THE WORLD

ANYWAY I GOT THIS SPYROGRAPH OF THE WORLD FROM TEDDY'S NOTEBOOK THE OTHER DAY. I THINK IT MEANS THAT MARS IS GETTING REALLY CLOSE WHICH MEANS THAT SPACE IS CLOSER TO ME RIGHT NOW THAN NORMAL....
Posted by jason on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 01:51:00 PST

I FAILED GAME

SO ANYWAY TEDDY HAD TO DO A SCIENCE REPORT AND HE USED ME FOR SOCIO SOMETHING SCEINTIC WORK. ANYWAY. I'M REAL UPSET THAT I FAILED GAME. MY EX GIRLFRIEND LOOK AT IT AND COMMENTED THAT IT INVERSLY PROP...
Posted by jason on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:23:00 PST