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You just gotta ask yourself... is the juice worth the squeeze?

About Me

I played "Tim the Bartender" on ABC's Drew Carey Show for nine years and continue to do so in syndication. Hooray residuals! Over the past few years, I have filmed and acted in several "pilots" for NBC and the FOX network. I was also a writer for Nickelodeon's Fairly OddParents and SpongeBob Squarepants. My "day job" is being a stand up comedian that you may or may not recognize from one of my many TV appearances. You can currently hear my voice, or rather, a different version of my voice on Fox's " The Family Guy". I still travel twenty four or so weeks a year performing my standup act around the country. Check my schedule or look for me appearing at a comedy club/semi-impressive venue near you. Stand-up Teaser

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My Interests

The Cell Tango

Off Book

New Kids

TED

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits

Music:

MY NEW COMEDY CD COMING SOON!

JUST FOUR LUCK

A good friend of mine once said to me, "For seemingly happy guy, you listen to some really depressing music!" What can I say? I love the blues! Nothings better that relaxing at the end of the day by flopping into one of my over-sized leather chairs and cranking Etta James on my iPod's headphones. Okay then, lets check the old iPod and see what i have been listening to these days... In alphabetical order...The Alabama 3, Alex Bevan, Allman Bros. Amos Lee, B.B. King, The Black Crowes, THE BLACK KEYS!, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Cat Stevens, Counting Crows, Crowded House, Damian Rice, The Dandy Warhols, MIss Etta James, The Faces, FOY VANCE! Trust m he's going to be huge!, Sinatra, The Fray, Grerald and Eddie Lavert, Jack Johnson, John Hammond, John Mayer, Johnny Lang, MIchael Buble, Michael McDonald, Mojo NIxon, Morris Day and the Mutha Fuc..%..' Time!, Neil and Tim Finn, Neil Young, The O'Jays, Paul Carrack, Richie Havens, Rufus Wainwright, Sheryl Crow, Stroke 9, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Susan Tedeschi, Teddy Pendergrass, The Temptations, TOM WAITS!, Van Morrison. Warren Zevon,

Movies:

I love movies! But, the older I get the quieter the movies I like. The simpler the better. can't beat a good movie with long, extended, close up shots that allows the actors show just how great some of them are! I love the little stuff now... like the subtle lighting camera angle changes in "The Cooler". It's amazing how much stuff like that effects the overall mood and tone of the movie. My pet peeve about movies? Stupid Super Geniuses! That just ruins the movie for me... See "Spiderman 2"... Dr. Octavius, Super Genius... Has non-magnetic arms made to help him in his experiment... yet the entire freakin' building he's conducting the experiment in in all metal! He does this not once but twice! Hey, I am not a super genius but if I can see the problem from a mile away... STUPID!

Television:

HBO, ESPN, LOST, HGTV, Speed TV, That's about all I watch these days. Extras, Lost, Scrubs, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Entourage and Curb your Enthusiasm are the best things on TV by a mile! Sunday is NFL day in my house! Never call me on Sunday... I won't be here and if I am, I won't answer the phone... THE GAME'S ON! I can't stand Desperate Housewives and Sex in the City! Sorry girls... I'm a Straight Guy.

My Blog

Last opening Act Standing... Please Sit Down!

God it was horrible! It wasn't comedy it was central casting! The odd looking guy, a plus size, black woman, a hot "yet annoying and unfunny" chick, an annoying guy from NYC with some familiar and dar...
Posted by Timofilms movie page on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:27:00 PST

New stuff to check out and waste time

Well, I have just uploaded a few little films I whipped up for you guys to check out. Let me know what you think.
Posted by Timofilms movie page on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:07:00 PST