I'd like to meet:
Interesting people what don't know they're weird.
Music:
Tom Waits, Aphex Twin, Nine Inch Nails, Dead Kennedys, Nick Cave, Beck, Dresden Dolls, White Zombie, Ben Folds, Randy Newman, Bjork, Marilyn Manson, Les Claypool, Ayreon, System of a Down, Buckethead, Daniel Johnston, Squarepusher, Pantera, Sleater-Kinney
Movies:
Fight Club, Memento, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Sin City, Reservoir Dogs, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Moulin Rouge, Time Bandits, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Old Boy.
Television:
Mr. Show, Stella, Strangers With Candy, Wondershowzen, Human Giant, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, 30 Rock, Monty Python, The State, Upright Citizens Brigade.
Books:
Clive Barker, Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson, David Sedaris, H.P. Lovecraft, J.R.R. Tolkien, Chuck Palahniuk.
Heroes:
Transients, outcasts, degenerates: Hunter S. Thompson, Les Claypool, Doug Stanhope, Patton Oswalt, Louis C.K., Steve Martin, Conan O'Brien, Joe Rogan, Eugene Mirman, Zach Galifianakis, Tina Fey, Henry Rollins, Dave Attell, Harland Williams, Dave Chappelle.