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Sam

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

How do you fill these things out without sounding like a self-centered prick? I don't know, but I don't think I'm doing very well at it. ME ME ME ME ME ME MEI like apples and hate spiders. That sums up a lot if you really think about it.

My Interests

Adult Swim, using my powers for good, editing things, going back to bed on a cold morning, Achewood, wishing I had the urge to cook amazingness like I used to, Leisuretown, violent games, kung fu movies, protecting myself from the dead, kittens.

I'd like to meet:

a guy with a time machine that I can then murder and rob him of said machine.

Music:

YAY FLAMING LIPS

Movies:

Brazil, Spellbound, Pirates of the Caribbean (don't you say a god damned word or so help me), Shawshank Redemption, The 400 Blows, AND SUCH

Television:

The Daily Show, Stella, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021

Books:

COOKBOOKS, books of trivia, books of questions, A Brief History of Time, and I've never read a Harry Potter Book. Am I broken?

Heroes:

Jack Sparrow, Karnov, Samuel L. Jackson, DMX, and Fearless Anti-Jew Warrior Mel Gibsons.