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Corporate Whore

stuck in the middle

About Me

I party hearty, but unfortunately I do cause trouble, and bother everybody.

I've locked my actions in the grooves of routine, so I may never be free from this apathy.
I've been better and I've been worse. Winter makes me wanna hybernate. I still wanna have fun, but it's less convenient.

All I've ever wanted is to cease to exist.

Do you think I am

Funny? or Obnoxious?
Funny
Obnoxious
Both
A Whore
Extremely Funny
Mildly Entertaining
Somewhat Irritating
Gross
An Asshole
This is fucking stupid

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My Interests


Music, dancing like a nut, art, suicide karoke, eating, comedy, movies, beading, I suck at painting/sewing; Pez, letting dirt and crap pile up in my apartment until I can't take it anymore and wanna run away. Drinking heavily. Hating work, kids and old people. Romanticizing thoughts of suicide and the end of the world. The universe, science, paranormal. Being right all the time, arguing. Busting balls, laughing til I almost pee.

I'd like to meet:


Someone looking for what I've concealed.

Toni --
[adjective]:

Extremely Flatulent

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

This it why it sucks to be deleted - I'm not gonna list this again, so I will put up some current faves: Agnostic Front, Anti-Flag, Blur, Bouncing Souls, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Built to Spill, Coheed & Cambria, The Cure, Cursive, Dag Nasty, Depeche Mode, Descenedents, Dropkick Murphys, Face to Face, Fugazi, Get Up Kids, Good Riddance, HelloGoodbye, Hey Mercedes, Hot Hot Heat, Interpol, Into Another, Kill your Idols, Lagwagon, Mars Volta, Modest Mouse, Morrissey, Muse, No Use for a Name, Pearl Jam, Propaghandi, Rilo Kiley, Social Distortion, Sick of it All, The Strokes, Sunny Day Real Estate, Teenage Fanclub, Unseen, White Stripes... you get the point... I will update this when I feel like it.
Oooo - Tapes N Tapes, OK Go, Gym Class Heroes, Racounteurs, Cold War Kids.....
SUPPORT LOCAL BANDS!!!!

Movies:

Another long list, but here's a few: ALL TIME FAVE = The Royal Tennembaums! Anything Wes Anderson: Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket; The Fifth Element, What Dreams May Come, True Romance - Terrentino - Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Four Rooms; Natural Born Killers, BOONDOCK SAINTS; Cheezy Horror Movies, Zombie movies, Good Horror Movies - Saw; Comedy - Club Dread, Super Troopers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - All Kevin Smith - Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma etc; Saved; Action, The Professional, Transporter; Trainspotting, Eternal Sunshine, Memento, too many freakin flicks!

Television:

WEEDS , LOST, DEXTER! Watch it! ATHF, Arrested Development, Cops (I love to see people get tazed), Daily Show, Family Guy, Home Movies, MXC, Oblongs, Simpsons, Chapelle Show, It's Alway Sunny in Philadelphia Mind of Mensia, Reno 911, Flava of Love, South Park.
Hockey, Football

Books:

Um, who deleted my book picks? Vonnegut, Richard Mattheson, Phillip K. Dick, Chuck Palahniuk, Ray Bradbury, Ursula Le Guin; Sci-Fi, comics, graphic novels - Frank Miller is the man!

My Blog

I don't blog....

I don't usually blog, because I really don't have anything to say...well nothing positive or important anyway. This  mess of gelatinous tissue and nerves encased in my skull seems to be lacking f...
Posted by Corporate Whore on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

Lower Bucks Barbies - Too Fuckin Funny

So, this bulletin was way too funny, and I went in search of correlating pictures. Most of which, however, seem to represent the Bristol Boro Barbie. Lower Bucks Barbies Mattel, Inc. Announces The Rel...
Posted by Corporate Whore on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 11:12:00 PST

Caught on Tape

I think that it is extremely funny when people who have no desire to be photographed get caught in the shot. The following pics were found on myspace, of my bf, and friend Tone. Neither of whom even h...
Posted by Corporate Whore on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 12:50:00 PST

Happy New Year - Boredom warning!

(You've been warned.) Happy New Year, I guess. NYE was fun, and I never make resolutions, but this year I am going to try to stop being a total fat ass... So today I drank my first Diet Coke ever! To ...
Posted by Corporate Whore on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 11:43:00 PST

11.. No, but I remember the whole song to the "Gummy Bears"...

You Might be an 80's Kid If.... I got this bulletin and I could actually relate, but I think it should have been called you were a little kid in the 80's if...cause when I think "80's kid", I think ab...
Posted by Corporate Whore on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 09:13:00 PST

There's a first time for everything...

But it's usually not the last.... Well, since getting deleted, I've gotten back the majority of my friends I was intersted in keeping. Thank you all for re-adding me, it was just a big pain in the ass...
Posted by Corporate Whore on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:06:00 PST