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About Me

I've got a short fuse.

angry
gnomeSharks don't eat people. They have tea parties on the ocean floor, and eat sea biscuits... or people who like the movie Sea Biscuit. I'm president of the ESOA (Equal Shark Opportunity Assosciation.)

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

AIM Name: angrygn0me

The Adventures of Super Gene and the Angry Gn0meJellyfish are the most horrible, vile creatures in the universe.

My Interests

Things I want to be
when I grow up:
Pirate
Ninja Turtle
The Pope

I'd like to meet:

People who love Green Day, 311, or the Strokes as much as I do. People with Irish accents. Or any accents.

Anyone who wants to challenge me in Galaga.Any friends who can rival the awesomeness of the ones I already have.

Music:

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?!

Green Day, 311, The Strokes, Motion City Soundtrack, Jack's Mannequin, The Velvet Underground, The Smiths, The Sounds, Our Lady Peace, NIN, The White Stripes, Bloodhound Gang, Angels and Airwaves, Boxcar Racer, The Talking Heads, Korn, Brand New, The Ataris, Tool, The Who, The Postal Service, They Might be Giants, All American Rejects, David Bowie, The Dresden Dolls, Death Cab for Cutie, Incubus, The Cure, System of a Down, Kosheen, Sarah McLaughlan, Blink182, Jimmy Eat World... and more.

Movies:

BEETLEJUICE!!! The Goonies, The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal... oh and can't forget The Last Unicorn.

Television:

FATHER TED!!!!! Adult Swim, Animal Planet, History Channel, Discovery. X files reruns, and shows about the paranormal. All the rest is a bunch of rot. I do watch House every Tuesday though. haha.

Books:

I read anything I can get my hands on.

Heroes:

Steve Irwin. Crispin Hellion Glover. Raphael (from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.) Jack Sparrow. (I don't care if he's not real.) Anyone who has killed a Man-o-War jellyfish.

My Blog

Ugly Holiday Sweater Party and Dan Gober at John & Peter's

Friday:shopping with Mary at Party City:hahaparty!Candi in her party pantswe rule.this is so bad, but too funny not to post.Leah accepting her award for the Ugliest Sweater!Candi is a dancing fool!Add...
Posted by the angry gn0me on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:32:00 PST

Fudgie the whale?

Originally this blog was about me being mad about something, but I let that something go, and it no longer bothers me.However, the blog comments I got were amusing, so I didn't want to delete the blog...
Posted by the angry gn0me on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST

My singing is unmatched.

Chrystal took this of me in Scuffy Duffy's, NYC... I was making fun of James Blunt. I can't stand that song. ...
Posted by the angry gn0me on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

I got the best present in the mail today.

After Matt and I saw Happy Feet last week, I kept saying I wanted a penguin with a Mexican accent. Today, my mom tells me I got something in the mail. I opened the box, and there it was... a t...
Posted by the angry gn0me on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:09:00 PST

I'd like to live in a teacup.

You know those warning labels they have on hair dryers, warning you to keep them out of water? Well, they're on there for a reason. I've learned not a good idea to wash the hairspray off your dryer wh...
Posted by the angry gn0me on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST

Angels and Airwaves

I did the best I could, I was getting jostled pretty hard... took over 100 pictures, but I only uploaded the clearest ones. Amazing show, we had sooo much fun. Envy on the Coast was the first band, t...
Posted by the angry gn0me on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:24:00 PST

Autumn. is. my. hero.

ILuvHexum (11:57:07 PM): autumn picks her nose and puts it placesILuvHexum (11:57:09 PM): its so grossangry gn0me (11:57:14 PM): hahaahahahahaahahahangry gn0me (11:57:17 PM): i love herILuvHexum (11:5...
Posted by the angry gn0me on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST

The Misadventures of Rebecca, TJ and the gnome

Linus Lowery = awesome, but driving an hour and 40 minutes sucks ass... no matter what the purpose is. The show was fun, we went to a diner across the street afterwards.... thats when the sleepiness w...
Posted by the angry gn0me on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:54:00 PST

Autumn photography, Core Creek park. 11/9

Tim can fly. love this. flying again. LOOK AT THE SQUIRRLEY!!! leafies. &...
Posted by the angry gn0me on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:09:00 PST

Rebecca and I are cooler than most people.

and this is the photographic evidence. ceiling lights give me epileptic seizures these flower smell... plastic. eh? nap time. hahaha. i dropped my gumball &...
Posted by the angry gn0me on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST