I enjoy hearing the hippest new jungle music that the youngsters are putting on their turntables and twisting to in their tidy suburban living rooms...I like a lot of indie flicks that avoid the typical candy-assed Hollywood approach...I like to drink a lot of cough syrup and get out in the middle of a busy street and start directing traffic...I sometimes find myself getting into slapfights with Quakers and the Amish...In my spare time I fight crime with my deadly kickboxing skills...I've been known to ask people "What time is it?" and then suckerpunch them in the face while they're checking on it...
I'd like to meet:
Let's not mince words: You know you want in on the glamour and the pageantry that having Pi$$ah on your stupid little friends list will bring. I am a great American, and I goddamn well expect to be treated as such. If I meet you in-person you will salute. If you are simply looking at my MySpace profile you will salute that, as well.
But that aside...
Let's talk (at mind-numbing length) about ultra-crappy B-movies, rockabilly, '60s garage punk, glam, metal, '70s punk, Bettie Page, Tura Satana, Hunter S. Thompson, Noam Chomsky, etc, etc...
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Music:
"I know people say that your music is loud, obnoxious and lethal to mice, but I think that you're the Beethovens of today."-Rock'n'Roll High School
Well, my own music is a cross between hard rock and old-school punk...New York Dolls, Stooges, MC5, T.Rex, The Rock'N'Roll Trio, Cheap Trick, Ramones, Dead Boys, Pistols, DGeneration, '80s glam metal, Guns N' Roses, Hanoi Rocks, Neurotic Outsiders, '70s Aerosmith, Joe Perry Project, Keith Richards, Rolling Stones 1963-1972, Alice Cooper, Donnas, Runaways, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, DMZ, Real Kids, La Peste, Nervous Eaters, etc, etc...Favorite songwriters: Jagger/Richards, Tyler/Perry, Izzy Stradlin, Andy McCoy, Dee Dee Ramone, Jimi, etc...
Movies:
Faster Pussycat...Kill! Kill!
GoodFellas
Election
This is Spinal Tap
Edgeplay: A Film About the Runaways
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
House of 1000 Corpses
Last House On the Left
Bully
Gimme Shelter
Sunset Boulevard
Television:
Reno 911, Strangers With Candy, The Colbert Report, Free Speech TV, Entourage, Cash Cab, etc...
Books:
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Hunter S. Thompson
"Rebel Without A Crew" by Robert Rodriguez
"The Dark Stuff" by Nick Kent
"The True Adventures of the Rolling Stones" by Stanley Booth
"In Cold Blood: Johnny Thunders" by Nina Antonia
Heroes:
Tony Clifton, Lou Canova, Noam Chomsky, Stephen Colbert, Keith Richards, Hunter S. Thompson, etc, etc...
