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Nikita

Like Shuffleboard only a lot less violent.

About Me

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Things you may want to know about Kita:
I curse a lot, I have a tendency to share jokes that most people don't get,I can really drag out a story, I squeeze the toothpaste tube from where there is toothpaste,I can tell everything about you by how you walk, I am the girl in that one song.
I have a predisposition to ranting.I am Dysautonomic, look it up. I have more scars than you and your brother, I like to wear high heels one day and boots the next, I have tattoos.
I don't believe in salads for dinner. I am opinionated and stupidly honest,I feel out of place a lot.I grew up fast, I am a Pirate. I' m not afraid of anything rational. I don't believe in being obsessive about spelling and punctuation in a freaking blog!
I love Elvis and punk rock,my phone is constantly going off I will sometimes pay it more attention than you, I'm a homebody and antisocial,when I make a friend I wont ever leave you hanging.
I am moody and sensitive, but i can be solid and consistent.My life is full of antics.

I am Most Trusted Battle Lord Nikita of the Vendetta Army.

My Interests

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PUNK IS: the personal expression of uniqueness that comes from the experiences of growing up in touch with our human ability to reason and ask questions.

PUNK IS: a movement that serves to refute social attitudes that have been perpetuated through willful ignorance of human nature.

PUNK IS: a process of questioning and commitment to understanding that results in self-progress, and through repetition, flowers into social evolution.

PUNK IS: a belief that this world is what we make of it, truth comes from our understanding of the way things are, not from the blind adherence to prescriptions about the way things should be.

PUNK IS: the constant struggle against fear of social repercussions.

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I'd like to meet:


People who can understand that the answer to life's many mysteries is simply one of two things, 42 or up up down down left right left right B A select start.

Anyone who can keep up with me when it comes to hate mail and prank calls. People who can have entire conversations by using movie quotes alone and annoy the hell out of those around us.

I am NOT single, I do NOT accept add requests from "hot chick" friend collectors, Bands i don't know, kids and people I never liked in high school!

I hate stupid people. I luv Tom Jones. I.M. me.. Elitenikita on AIM/Yahoo/MSN ICQ me @137725258 If i don't reply... I'M not there! I don't ignore people, I taunt people who message me, i wouldn't pass up an opportunity to chat. Also on Linkedin: http://www.linkedin.com/in/nikitacaine

Music:

Click here if interested in my music tastes!"

Some Other Music Links
Ohh look at the bunny.
ORGANIC JUNK FUDE
Threebrain.com
THE SUN
Earaches
ALL PURPOSE
FOURSOME

Heroes:

"yer mom"

My Blog

Vote tomorrow!

Don't forget to vote! I'd like to hope you will vote for my candidate, but the importance to vote is bigger than that. So don't be lazy hungover bastards who don't go out and do the right thing. Tomor...
Posted by Nikita on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:23:00 PST

My Republican Analysis, a Pictorial......

Here's the thing, I sent the following text in an IM to Neil and he recommended I post this. I WILL be doing a similar post for the Democrates, however I can not find the picture I had yesterday so it...
Posted by Nikita on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:19:00 PST

Sorry If I offended

I was just recently talking with someone I work with and it came to be mentioned that someone read or is reading my MySpace and took offense. I have nothing to hide, and I certainly don't slander or j...
Posted by Nikita on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:10:00 PST

WTF is up with Boston?

I needed to take a quick break from the crazy of the DC show. So I log onto the forums to find out boston is up to idiocracy again. http://www.homelandstupidity.us/2007/03/01/boston-suspicious -device...
Posted by Nikita on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:24:00 PST

Your application does not meet the basic requirements.

Best Friends Add to My Profile |   More VideosI've been getting an high amount of friends requests lately. I used to have over 1000 myspace friends. I took it upon myself not so...
Posted by Nikita on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:40:00 PST

Don't use Priceline.com

In short. THEY SUCK ASS. They lie. I should have just paid the extra 20 bucks. I was expecting to get a direct flight since for $20 more that is what's listed. Actually, a direct flight is normally wh...
Posted by Nikita on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST

Panda Burning Joss Stick and Fujacks

This is insane. I'm not sure exactly if they will release this guy on the contingincy he release the fix or if they will reduce his sentence based on playing nice after the fact. Maybe go easy on his ...
Posted by Nikita on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:19:00 PST

Navy may deploy anti-terrorism dolphins

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2007-02-13-dolphin-defe nders_x.htm Fuck you if you don't find that slightly funny.
Posted by Nikita on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:44:00 PST

Who is Jane?

Close your eyes, go ahead do it... > > > > > You fucking failed, you're reading dipshit. Who is Jane? Jane is 23. She is slender, she is pretty, she is plain. She is slightly insane. Her dad is...
Posted by Nikita on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

Assholes and Elbows

Here I am yet again...Recovering. I have a bruise on my elbow bigger than a fat mans asshole after thanksgiving. I drank a lot last night. A fucking lot. I have bumps on my head, bruised on my face, ...
Posted by Nikita on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:00:00 PST