Lucifer's Muse{{~*Hell's Belle*~}}

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~I'm not the kind of girl you wanna take home to meet your parents, unless your parents are the Munsters.
~I can make you laugh so hard you'll squirt blood out of your nose.
~I'm not a people person and don't like being approached by strangers who know me from MySpace, of course there are some exceptions to the rule.
~I have weird eating habits: hate tomatoes, but love ketchup, tomato soup and salsa. Meat makes me nauseated. And I could eat cereal every day for the rest of my life.
~I can teach you how to do the Time Warp.
~I have the best friends ever! They accept me for who and what I am and I think atleast 2 would go through landmines for me. (Don't quote me on that one).
~I love to sleep. However, my body is getting old and it hurts my bones to sleep longer than 8 hrs.
~I'm a paranormal junkie.
~If you're a RACIST, BIGOT, HOMOPHOBE, or STUPID~DO NOT ADD ME. I do not tolerate such behavior. ~Most days I want to die of a brain aneurysm in my sleep. Other days, a horrible car wreck in which I feel nothing
~I have vowed to come back if I ever die, and haunt people for awhile. Some more than others.
~I've come to realize my birth father hates me. I have issues with the fact he was never there in my life and probably will never be.
~I'm a total slacker and will goof off at any given time.
~I'm not a very nice person alot of the time. I can cut you with words.
~I'm weird. I've been crowned Queen of Strange.
~I have a very sarcastic mouth. If you ask me anything, you will probably get (a) a sarcastic answer (b)the truth (c) no answer
~I am not here all day,I don't live on MySpace. I have a life and I expect you to do the same.
~I root for the bad guys in movies because the good guys are dumb and have it coming ( with very few exceptions).
~I can't be bothered with your drama, I have enough of my own. Only if I consider you one of my closest friends, will I even bother to help.
~I don't believe in turning the other cheek. If you hurt me or my family, I will fuck you up. No hesitation. No regret.
~Don't aggravate me about not answering your messages, commenting you, etc right away. If I want to, I'll get back to you in my own time. If you can't dig it, then fuck off.
~Don't ask me about my religious beliefs. It's none of your business, and you'll probably won't get it, anyway.
~I'm a blogger. If you want to know anything about me, subscribe to my blog. Go through it, I'm pretty sure that all of your questions will be answered there.
~If you are here to add me to your multitude of so-called friends and you have no plans on ever talking to me, please do me a favor and delete me right now. I am not a friend collector and do not appreciate it when you befriend me just to up your numbers. It's not a fucking contest on who can get the most friends. It's just fucking MySpace. And if I know that you have added me for that reason, I'll delete you so fast your head'll spin.
~If you are dumb enough to delete me, that's your problem. Don't expect me to add you back if you've had a change of heart. Also, if you repeatedly cancel your account and make new pages, don't add me back. I get sick of that shit REALLY fast.
For now, I am relaxing my rules of befriending, but if anyone takes advantage of that, I will go back to being a very strict bitch and bring back my rules! I ain't playing, kids!
P.S. Don't use my comment area to whore out your band/contest entry/whatever else.That is what the bulletins are for. Your request to add comment will be denied if you send that to me. You can feel free to leave ME comments and pictures all you want!! Layout made by PÅNÐORÅ