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lil susi ☆ the jacuzzi floozy

praise the lowered

About Me





My Interests



my little kid
rock and rollllll
your mom
laughing
bubble baths and good cigars
texas hold'em poker
red lipstick
black eyeliner
tough cars
boots
bikinis
full blown hemis
good pinstriping
good flame jobs
drag races
french perfume
mixed martial arts and ufc
girly pink flowers
free beer
ankle straps
rod runs
pop tarts
impressionistic painting
kick ass guitars
good espresso
pretty hair
honest people
animals
brazilian jiu jitsu
peeps
breve macchiatos
considerate dudes in ripped jeans
considerate dudes without jeans
guns
cotton candy bubble gum


I'd like to meet:

jesus
your mom
jimi hendrix
vincent van gogh
claude monet
jim morrison
von dutch
jesse james (hubba hubba)
ami james
randy couture-- wow... unbelievable human being
i could name a zillion others...
kurt cobain... i'll love him always and forever.

someday i'm going to sit on a cloud with vincent van gogh,
jimi hendrix, jim morrison and kurt cobain...
...and talk about some seriously
heavy shit.

Music:

....yes. music. lots and lots of music.

Movies:

fishing with john
reservoir dogs
dog day afternoon
escape from new york... snake was the coolest
crash
willy wonka and the chocolate factory
con air
napolean dynamite
little miss sunshine
the green mile
stand by me
imitation of life
braveheart
pulp fiction
se7en
blackhawk down
altered states
forrest gump
bruce almighty
dumb and dumber
tommy boy
the secretary
young frankenstein
titanic
the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover
crank
blood diamond
smokin' aces
blue velvet
natural born killers
fear and loathing in las vegas
man on fire

Television:

pinks all out
nip/tuck
rock of love
rob and big
gene simmon's family jewels
hard shine
taboo
UFC UFC UFC UFC!!!
stupid reality shows
the munsters
catdog
angry beavers
fox news
viva la bam
wild boys
mindfreak
monster garage (come baaaaack jesse!)
american chopper
inked
miami ink
biker build-off
bull run

Books:

..i can't read...
naughty ones with pictures

Heroes:



Blue Nile Coupons

My Blog

public potties and rare gems

in response to questions concerning my answer in the tagging blog, i'm going to explain.public restrooms gross me smooth out. seriously-- thinking of some skanky broad spraying cooties all over a toi...
Posted by lil susi  the jacuzzi floozy on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:37:00 PST

nate tagged me... ooooh, sounds kinky.

the rules (as given by nate):Tag you're it!Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself, at the end choose 10 peop...
Posted by lil susi  the jacuzzi floozy on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:44:00 PST

get real... and stay real.

ok, so here's the deal-- recently someone that i, (as well as many other mutual friends), loved dearly, was exposed as a fraud. now i'm not just talking about fake pictures... i'm talking fake EVERY...
Posted by lil susi  the jacuzzi floozy on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:12:00 PST

internet things that make me laugh

i am in no way shape or form making fun of anyone... i've done many of these things myself. these are just crazy things that make me laugh for some reason. "your stupid". if you don't understand wh...
Posted by lil susi  the jacuzzi floozy on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:56:00 PST

disgusted... and grateful.

i'm disgusted with the human race and the general selfishness of people. the past few weeks have really spotlighted a few of you sad folks. everybody seems to want something and no one wants to give...
Posted by lil susi  the jacuzzi floozy on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:19:00 PST

this blogging thing is weird.

i feel like someone is peeking in my proverbial window when i write nonsense here.ok so, how many of you lurkers that are reading this, write blogs yourself? do a bunch of people read you, yet never ...
Posted by lil susi  the jacuzzi floozy on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

read this and let's buddy up...

i'm a friendly person... i love to talk (usually too much), and make new friends-- operative word there is "friends". i'm not a person collector on myspace. i know many of you are and that's complet...
Posted by lil susi  the jacuzzi floozy on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:55:00 PST