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stealing office supplies, rubbing cocaine all over my balls and chasing it with a needle of heroin in the shaft of my penis, being a musical genius, finding humor in rape, shrugging off compliments made by the group of people who have gathered around me in Guitar Center while i play a bass i have no intention of ever purchasing, being reclusive, pointing at handicapped children, telling people my name is Tom Escobar, still her, collecting gatorade bottles full of my urine, offering drugs to the people smoking cigarettes outside of NA, flounder fishing, having larger genitalia than your boyfriend, forgetting the liquid in the bottles of gatorade in my room is urine.
yea, you've heard of me.. but chances are, i've never heard of you.
che guevara's corpse.
(so i can piss on it)
and everything else from Elvis Costello to Lamb Of God to Gogol Bordello to Wu-Tang to Electric Six.
david lynch is over-rated
bill o'reilly
"i cant read... i'm not a loser" - master shake
"cant be what your idols are" - phillip anselmo
.."whitetext12"
MY DETAILS
Status:
Owned
Here for:
Humiliation / Smack
Orientation:
Hisexual
Hometown:
Scum Point
Body Type:
6' 0"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian / Gangsta
Religion:
Satanist
Sign:
Cancer
Smoke / Drink:
TOO / MUCH
Children:
Doubtful
Education:
Good Enough Diploma
Occupation:
Home Theater Design/Installation
Income:
A lot more than you