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Theo Juxtapose

SORCERESS!!!

About Me

"I am pretty hardcore. I've been known to do a number on some cats."
My name is Alex, Ive been playing guitar for about seven years. I used play bass in When Man Meets His Maker . I enjoy photography and all that creative stuff that makes you cool and interesting. I don't wear womens jean's, even though that seems to be the cool thing to do. Even If I did, I'd have to get them at Lane Bryant or some other fat lady store. I used listen to metal a lot but I've recently seen how little it has to offer. I would like to be part of the scene but my hair doesnt look good straight and I my head is too big for a castro cap. I can be your best friend or the worst thing that ever happened to you. People have told me that I am charming. Even more people say I am mean, I say I am just honest. Despite the way I may come off, I am really a nice guy. Probably the nicest you'll ever meet. However, I do have a mean streak made obvious in my sense of humor. I am told that I am funny, I was voted funniest of my graduating class, if that means anything. I have a few real friends but quality always trumps quanity. I would do anything for them and they know it. I am only confident on stage with a guitar in my hands. I think there is a big difference between arrogance and confidence. Arrogant is what you are when you are not confident. With that said, I am arrogant as hell. But it's endearing. I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. sick.
GET AT ME = XONYOURGRAVEX
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Raoul Duke

My Interests

Making music.
Super String Theory.
M Theory.
My own theories on the universe.
The correlation between music and existence.
Changing.

I'd like to meet:

This is a strange section. Because, while I know exactly who I'd like to meet, I'm not sure they even exist. In short, I'm not asking for much. Just be nice. Be smart. Be funny. Be honest. Be my friend. Incidentally, it would be nice to meet a girl who understands that people change, and that none of us are the same person we were a year, a month or 3 days ago. I'm tired of being accused of being anyone or anything other than me.

bonus points for short hair and bane hoodies.

Music:

Metallica.
The Mars Volta.
Cursive.
The Get Up Kids.
Pink Floyd.
Desaparecidos.
The Dear Hunter.
The Beatles.
King Crimson.
The Red Chord.
Molly Hatchet.
The Receiving End of Sirens.
When Man Meets His Maker.
The Black Dahlia Murder.
Left to Vanish
Between The Buried and Me.
The Decemberists.
Black Star.
Jay Z.
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien.
Talib Kweli.
Mos Def.
The Roots.
The Contours of Our Hands.
Dead Prez.
Premonitions of War.
Atmosphere.
Don't Die Cindy
A Well Thought Tragedy.
EWCT.
No One Dies Alone.
Lupe Fiasco.
Mashmakhan.
Mute Math.
Cold War Kids.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski.
Apocalypse Now.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Where the Buffalo Roam.
Akira.
Run Lola Run.
Pi.
Fargo.
Total Recall.
Dead Poets Society.
TMNT 1-3.
Punch Drunk Love.
Waking Life.
Mirrormask.
Men in Black.
The Royal Tenenbaums.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

Television:

I don't watch much television besides adult swim. I've recently discovered that the outside world is far more fascinating than the world behind the screen.

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide. The Catcher in the Rye. Castle in the Attic. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. The Apocrypha.

Heroes:


Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Beetlejuice
"We've come for your daughter Chuck."

My Blog

New England Patriots Hire Metal Band For Offensive Line

This may partially explain the dynasty qualities and overall brutality of the New England Patriots. They've apparently hired a metal band to bash skulls as their starting offensive line. Photo comes c...
Posted by action bastard on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST

Happy New Year

This year we'll continue to march on through our lives. Deciding whether or not to march with the drummer, or against him. Whether to pick our battles and fight decisively. To fight at every chance we...
Posted by action bastard on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:59:00 PST

The scene as we know it...

Anyone that knows me can tell you that I was a huge metal fan. In fact, I still am. But not of anything around today. What happened to the underground?  Since when do fans look like this?:  ...
Posted by action bastard on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:53:00 PST

Who's Next?

I'm sure everyone is aware that our beloved Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, has met an untimely end. After all the greiving and tears, I encourage everyone to be careful and step lightly. Why? Conside...
Posted by action bastard on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 06:58:00 PST

The Legend of Us

What is there to talk about? Ever get the feeling that there is something that needs to be said. But not having the cognitive copacity to illustrate it. Or to speak it. Or to do something ab...
Posted by action bastard on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:43:00 PST

Her fingers, like spiders, spun a web my body couldn't shed.

Why am I broadcasting this on the internet for everyone to see? To be honest, it really isn't anyone's business but my own. Putting it simply, a part of my world came crumbling down on sunday night. I...
Posted by action bastard on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:50:00 PST

I need the smell of summer, I need its noises in my ears...

Me and Owen agree... winter sucks. If you think winter is your favorite season, you are probably thinking of fall. I have a nice new car and its covered in frost, road salt and bird shit. While the bi...
Posted by action bastard on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:51:00 PST

My version of hell....


Posted by action bastard on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:11:00 PST

Review of HOSTEL (spoiler maybe)

I believe that good movie as three main elements. These elements in any order will automatically make a movie top notch to me. The elements are as follows. Titties, Violence, and Car Chases. Let me pu...
Posted by action bastard on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:45:00 PST

This is so not metal

Keep telling myself that everything is ok. Keep telling myself that everything is going to work out. Keep telling myself that I am not going to mess up like I always do. I am just afraid that if thing...
Posted by action bastard on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:20:00 PST