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Karl..THE VERY, VERY SEXY BADASS DRUMMER!!

GREETINGS DRUM MUTHAS AND CRAZY ROCKERS....SHABBA!

About Me

FIRSTLY!!!!! APOLOGIES IF I DONT GET BACK TO YOU STRAIGHT AWAY!!!! I'M BUSY PLAYIN MA DRUMS SINCE LOSING MY DAYJOB....THE TWO FACED BASTARDS!!!!! SOOOOOOO............. KARL IS FOR HIRE!!!!!! I NEED TO PLAY MY KIT SO....IF YOU ARE A BAND THAT NEEDS A TEMP DRUMMER OR WHATEVER.....CALL ME!!!! I NEED TO EAT....I NEED TO PLAY MY DRUMS.....ITS ALL THAT I CAN DOODLE DOO!!!! LOL!!!! I'm a pussycat really but.... HEY NEW PEOPLE! PLEASE....IF YOU ADD YOUR ASS TO MY FRIEND LIST.....IT IS WRITTEN IN STONE AND BLOOD THAT YOU GOT TO SEND ME A MESSAGE OR A COMMENT!!! RIGHT THEN.....ABOUT ME!!! Here goes....... 'MANICHAE'..... The name of the UK Rock band that I currently drum for. (We have recently been on the Metal Hammer/Total Guitar/UKB Breaking Bands Tour.)I LOVE PLAYING GIGS ON MY SPAUN DRUMS,DUALLIST SINGLE PEDAL,WHITE PAISTE CYMBALS and 40 INCH GONGS!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!............I'm ENDORSED BY THE SPAUN DRUM CO in the US and A!! (I'm in the endorsee section on the website) HIGH 5!!!!! THATS MY KIT IN THE PROFILE BACKGROUND!!!!............. VROOM VROOM!!!......I LIKE TO PARTY, MEET NEW PEOPLE, DRINK WITH THEM AND HAVE A LAUGH! BRING IT ON!.......LOVE THE MUSIC!!! METAL,PUNK,POP,DANCE and anything GROOVY!!!....... I'M NOT INTO HURTING PEOPLE! I LOVE EVERYONE! (WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND!!!)........OOOHHHH!!!! REALLY RUBBISH AT THOSE SUDOKU PUZZLES OR WHATEVER THE DAMN THINGS ARE CALLED!!!! WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT????!.......I LIVE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL FIANCEE 'SARAH LOU' AND IT ROCKS!!!!(I'M TOTALLY TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH HER!!!) WEVE JUST GOT A KITTEN CALLED 'RIZLA' TO GO ALONG WITH THE ADORABLE HOUSE RABBIT BOOBOO BEAR!!!!!I ALSO PLAY BRASS! I'M A PRO TRAINED TRUMPET PLAYER!!! I love swing, big bands eg..GLEN MILLER,IVY BENSON DANCE BAND, BUDDY RICH BIG BAND etc from the 1920's to the 50's! (HEY...BURLESQUE RULES!!!)......I LOVE BORAT and I LOVE LAMP!.......MOTORBIKES RULE!!! (Unfortunately I got hit by a drunk driver when I was younger and it KINDA PUT ME OFF BIKES FOR A WHILE but.... I WANT ANOTHER GS850 SHAFTIE OR A STREETFIGHTER CUSTOM!!!....AND ANOTHER KICK-ASS BADBOY MONSTER TRUCK/JEEP!!}........I LOVE DRUMS.....I SLEEP WITH MINE! THEY ARE MY SEXY BITCHES,HAHA!!!!DRUMS ARE FOOD!!!!! EAT DRUMS.....EAT CYMBALS!!!!! WOMAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Take care people of myspaces!!!!!! HIGH 5!!!!

My Interests

MARATHON LONG LOVE SESSIONS WITH MY GORGEOUS SARAH LOU!!!! MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND HAVIN A GIGGLE!!!! SWEEDISH CUISINE...MUT MUT MUT!!! I LIKE ALSO: drums, drums, drums, drums, metal, punk,glam, swing, rock, drums, tattoos (I have loads), piercings, going out to rock/fetish clubs, fetish wear, changing my hairstyle all the time, playing in the best band in the world MANICHAE (my brothers) and then afterwards..... STARTING LARGE FIRES!!! BURN IT!!!

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE WHO ARE MY FRIENDS ON MYSPACE REGARDLESS OF COST!......... (I still have one good kidney left to sell for funds!) LIFE IS TOO SHORT!............... ANNYONE OUT THERE THAT DIG DRUMMERS AS WE RULE!!!......... EVERYONE into alternative lifestyles who are cool, laid back and intersting/funny. Anyone into MANICHAE (my band) or ROCK IN GENERAL!!!!.......... ALSO FELLOW DRUMMERS/SPAUN/SONOR/PAISTE USERS!!!!!! AND.....MAJOR RECORD LABEL EXECUTIVES AS MY BAND DESERVES A LUCKY BREAK!!!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx'ITS SO DAMN HOT! MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!''STAR ROCKETS IN FLIGHT, AFTERNOON DELIGHT, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH AFTERNOON DELIGHT!'SEXY BADASS DRUMMERS RULE!!!! YOUR BAND NEEDS ME!!!! I DONT GIVE A HOOT.....ROCK,POP,DANCE,HIP HOP......I NEED TO LAY MY GROOVES DOWN FOR YA BABY!!!!!!

Music:

TOO MANY TO ADD! SORRY!!! ,MANICHAE,BILLY SEX CRIME,BETTY X,THE BRONX,THE SEAHAGS,CHOKING SUSAN,NELLY FURTADO!(PHWOAR!!!) THE DOORS,THE STONES,OASIS,RAMONES,ZEP,SEX PISTOLS,WEDNESDAY 13,TENACIOUS D,BLINK,GnR,DOGS D..AMOUR,DROWNING POOL,MINISTRY,BLACK LABEL SOCIETY,JET,JANES ADDICTION,GOOD CHARLOTTE,DEFTONES,ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE,BLACK STONE CHERRY,CIRCUS OF POWER,THE MISSION,THE CULT,WARRIOR SOUL,ALICE IN CHAINS, VAN HALEN,THIRTY SECONDS TO MICK MARS!!! ALTER BRIDGE, NINE INCH NAILS,L.A GUNS,TWISTED SISTER, FILTER,FOO FIGHTERS,AEROSMITH,THE POLICE,BAUHAUS, THE MISSION, SISTERS OF MERCY, ABBA, WHITE ZOMBIE, ROB ZOMBIE, OZZY, STONESOUR,THE WHO,CRAZYTOWN,very early MANICS, RATM,METALLICA,SOUNDGARDEN, SLIPKNOT,BUCKCHERRY,SOIL,VELVET REVOLVER, AEROSMITH,BLINK,ACDC,BUDDY RICH, RAMMSTEIN,PERFECT CIRCLE,HAWKWIND,RATM, MOTORHEAD, MANICHAE,THE WILDHEARTS,ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE,STEREOPHONICS, AUTOMATIC ICON, RANCID, TOOL, +44,ADAGIO FOR STRINGS BY BARBER AND WILLIAM ORBIT...FANTASTIC MOVING MUSIC!!! (WAKE UP TO IT AT DAWNBREAK AND YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN...! WE ARE ALIVE PEOPLE!!!), THE GLEN MILLER ORCHESTRA,DUKE ELLINGTON,JIMMIE LUNCEFORD BIG BAND,COUNT BASIE,FRANK SINATRA,PINK (she rules!),etc etc TOO MANY TO MENTION DUDES!!!!(PLUS ANYTHING TO MAKE A SEXY TIME AND MAKE A ROMANCE EXPLOSION WITH MY BEAUTIFUL FIANCEE!!!)

Movies:

BORAT(CULTURAL LEANINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN),DONNIE DARKO (DIRECTORS CUT),AMERICAN BEAUTY,DOWNFALL (STORY ABOUT THE FALL OF THE THIRD REICH), FIGHTCLUB,LARRY FLINT, ME, MYSELF AND IRENE, BAD SANTA,AUSTIN POWERS, THE PRODUCERS,FROM DUSK TIL DAWN,ANCHORMAN,WITHNAIL&I,SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, DANCES WITH WOLVES,DAREDEVIL,THE CROW, FIGHT CLUB AGAIN! ITS MEGA!,ALIEN,BROTHERHOOD,TENACIOUS D-the pick of destiny,JOE DIRT,LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY...ETC ETC BUT TOO MANY TO MENTION! betamax/VHS rules....NOT!

Television:

PHOENIX NIGHTS, MAX AND PADDY,TOP GEAR, SHAMELESS. RAINBOW,THE MUPPET SHOW, TISWAS,SCUZZ TV,SOCCER A.M.,Anything remotely GOOD!!!!!!!

Books:

JANE EYRE by Bronte and THE DIRT.......by MOTLEY CRUE.....you don't need to read anymore books after them! TALK ABOUT LOVE,DISASTERS AND SEX????!!!!....WHOOOO!!!!! I NEED A DRINK!!! A LARGE ONE....COS MY HEAD IS SPINNING!!!! LOL!!

Heroes:

MY GIRL....SARAH LOU!!!! SHES THE GREATEST WOMAN ALIVE AND I LOVE HER!!!! RICK ANDERSON R.I.P. (GUITARIST WITH PEARL HARBOR,A GREAT SOUL, A GREAT DADDY, A GREAT MATE AND GUITARIST!!!) ANIMAL (DRUMMER) WITH THE MUPPETS!!! BAM from the Dogs D'Amour,KEITH MOON,TRAVIS BARKER,THE DOORS,JOHN BONHAM,MY MUM, MY DAD (RIP),PEOPLE WHO NEVER GIVE UP....NO MATTER HOW SHITTY THE PAST HAS BEEN TO THEM OR HOW DIFFICULT THOSE PROBLEMS ARE NOW...STAY POSITIVE....DONT STOP TIL YOU DROP...KEEP GOING...LIFES A FANTASTIC JOURNEY!!!! ANYONE TOTALLY IN LOVE OR DATING A SEXY CHICK LIKE ME! GARRR!!!!

My Blog

FOR CHOCOHOLICS.....EVERYWHERE! HAHA!!!!

EROTIC CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!!! ...
Posted by Karl..THE VERY, VERY SEXY BADASS DRUMMER!! on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:48:00 PST

Check out this video: Chicken In The Basket

CHECK THIS OUT!!! FUNNY AS HELL!!! WHO REMEMBERS THIS? MUT MUT MUT!!!!!!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKENDS PEOPLES OF MYSPACES! Karl....MWAH! ...
Posted by Karl..THE VERY, VERY SEXY BADASS DRUMMER!! on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:36:00 PST

BURN IT!!!!

SHABBA!!!! Just to say a big WOOP WOOP!!! to everyone for the support,headbanging,the jar of gypsy tears and free beers at our recent gigs! Hope to see you on the Metal Hammer UK breaking bands Tour i...
Posted by Karl..THE VERY, VERY SEXY BADASS DRUMMER!! on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:29:00 PST