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About Me

I'm not what you might call computer savvy. When I am not collecting guitars and tinkering about in my inventing room, I am trying to figure the buggery thing out. I am enjoying the many friends I have met on MySpace, and attempting to help them out with their various questions on life (I hope I am helpful). I am like a hardcore metal God and a sweet little baby sheep all in one.

My Interests

Inventing music and gadgetry. I like sandwich meat that is the correct size in comparison to the bread (unless ofcourse it is a "shit sandwich"), spandex pants with animal prints, fish and chips (tuna in the can is also good), olives with pimento in tact, and being on tour ofcourse!

I'd like to meet:

Not Janine Pettibone!

Music:

Spinal Tap, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Mozart, Deep Purple, Chopin, The Stones, Queen, Bach (both Sebastian and Johan), Frank Zappa, Dr. Demento bits, Joan Jett and Enya.

Movies:

High Plains Drifter, Sound of Music, The Meaning of Life, This Is Spinal Tap, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and Annie. Anything by Martin Dibergi!

Television:

Antiques Roadshow, Are You Being Served, Laverne and Shirley, SCTV, Saturday Night Live (Seasons 1980-1984), 1900 House, and Austin City Limits.

Books:

The Legend of Stonehenge, The Little Green Globule, How To Grow A Righteous Mullet, and A Light In The Attic.

Heroes:

Don't think there is enough room on the page.

My Blog

The Holidays

So the holidays are here again friends. I spent all of today with my gran, pushing her around a massive shopping center, looking for God-knows-what. These places are crazy! Now I know what you a...
Posted by Nigel on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:22:00 PST

Maybe I am getting too old???

Maybe I am getting too old, but for the chap who posted a testemonial for me with the picture of the brother and his excessively large manhood... Intimidated? No. There is plenty of Nigel to go aroun...
Posted by Nigel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

11,11,11,11,11,11,11,11,11 head exploding!

My dear MySpace friends... yes, I know... it goes up to 11. I don't know what my response should be when I am told that *insert witty quote* goes to 11. I KNOW! I INVENTED THE 11 THAT YOU SPEAK.......
Posted by Nigel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am delicate.

Hullo friends... this is Nigel. I need to remind some of you that I am very sweet and easily worked up. Words of encouragement please... don't bark orders at me. Ofcourse I want to be everyone's fr...
Posted by Nigel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sexy new computer action

Derek is a friggin' genius! I went ot his house for pizza night and the bloke had 47 computers. And you know what he did!? HE just gave me one of them! I felt like Daniel Laruso when Mr. Miyagi le...
Posted by Nigel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MAJORLY scared

Whats the difference between a hornet and a wasp? Well, I had some kind of mutant hornet/wasp zepplin thing in my flat this morning. Normally I pick up the bug and toss it onto the stoop. But not...
Posted by Nigel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My flat got broken into again...

Yes, friends. For the 37th time this year, my flat has been raided. The odd part is, is what the perp steels. This time he stole all of my Precious Moment collectable toys. Last time, he (or she) ...
Posted by Nigel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

food poisoning... not fun

I ate this chicken skewer on a stick thing. Smelled good, tasted ok. 20 minutes later, my stomach died and tried to crawl out of my bum. I am pretty sure that I am going to die. Word to the wi...
Posted by Nigel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate this computer

I spent a ton on this thing.... it never friggin' works!
Posted by Nigel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bad month for the Nige

Bad times. The pizza stalker is back. I can't leave my flat. My mum told me to come and stay with her. I can't do that. My rock star lifestyle would drive her crazy. David said that I should g...
Posted by Nigel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST