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Adam Greene

Your mom honestly seemed to like it.

About Me

I've written sports, humor and video game articles for print magazines and websites. I'm also a sports reporter for a newspaper, The Knoxville News Sentinel . My website is called The First Man where I write funny things about subjects outside of sports and video games. It's possible I once made a Beauty and the Geek contestant cry .

My Interests

If you're looking for a comedy writer, contact me at adam at thefirstman.com.

My Blog

USA and 25 to Life

A double-sized site update today at www.TheFirstMan.com. First, I have the 25 to Life video game review I wrote for the Feb. 06 9ine Magazine. "It was while trying out the online play where I had the ...
Posted by Adam Greene on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:23:00 PST

Not So Super

I've updated my site with an article I wrote for the March 2006 issue of 9ine Magaizine. "I dont know how a person is expected to properly prepare themselves for an Aaron Neville/Aretha Franklin rend...
Posted by Adam Greene on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:15:00 PST

Where Have You Gone, Keyshawn?

In my continuing attempts at actually updating my website, I'm posting the column I did for 9ine's preview issue."Where Have You Gone, Keyshawn?(c) Adam Greene 10/05/2005Sometime early Tuesday morning...
Posted by Adam Greene on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:39:00 PST

Based on True Events

New website update today... "In my daily guise as a mild mannered sports reporter for the local newspaper, I have the rare opportunity to visit exotic locales like Newport, Tennessee. Newport is prett...
Posted by Adam Greene on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:12:00 PST

My First WNBA Experience

It's been a busy month here at stately Greene Manor. I've started a new sportswriting job with my local newspaper and been hard at work writing a comic with James Q Nguyen on pencils and Mark Audette ...
Posted by Adam Greene on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:57:00 PST

Comics, Damn You!

As you discovered in the previous post, I write comics. I know. How much cooler could I get?This much cooler, my friends: I've just added a new section to my website called Adam's Comics, which, ...
Posted by Adam Greene on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:23:00 PST

This One Time I Made Pulitzer Prize-Winning Author Michael Chabon Fear For His Life

I've updated my website with the touching story of how I accidentally made Pulitzer Prize-Winning Author Michael Chabon think I wanted to kill him. "Michael Chabon is the Pulitzer Prize winning autho...
Posted by Adam Greene on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:38:00 PST

9inemagazine is online.

9inemagazine's website is live. You can go there now by clicking here or entering http://9inemagazine.com/ into your browser address bar.Click on "The Mag", right click on Kyle Cooks fa...
Posted by Adam Greene on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:03:00 PST

Effing Jobs Part 1

Over at The First Man, I'm taking a multi-part look at my life before I tricked people into paying me to randomly slap at a computer keyboard like a drunken chimp. Excerpt: "On my third day at Unname...
Posted by Adam Greene on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:45:00 PST

Who Goes There?!

The preview issue of 9ine Magazine is out right now and, if you happen to live in Florida and have survived the 10 to 72 apocalyptic hurricanes that sought you out for vengeance this year, you can pr...
Posted by Adam Greene on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:29:00 PST