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×*× Tara ×*×

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About Me

So I guess 'they' say I have a bit of an 'attitude'. I can be rude, sarcastic, flippant, hyper, excitable, crazy, insane, and the best friend or worst enemy ever. It's really up to you... but I love my friends and family w/a passion, and if you do wrong by them?
I will rip your fucking head off...
I like what I like... so excuse me if I seem odd or eccentric. It's just who I am... don't be scared by it. I'm also totally open to a lot of things. It's what makes me interesting.
I am nothing ordinary or average...
Take my word for it...
Speaking of interesting...
I @ one time had pink hair. Then bleached streaks in my natural red. Then I had purple hair. And black hair too. Maybe next time I'll go for blue. Or orange. I like to be different. I hate when ppl look @ someone w/so-called 'weird' hair colours and base an opinion on that.
I am so much more than my hair colour, thankyouverymuch.
Speaking of 'more'... I have piercings/tats. Another thing I hate is when ppl seem to think that b/c you choose to adorn yourself as such it makes you 'bad'. Fuck that shit. I will confess that when I started, I said I'd only get 1 tat. Ooops, my bad. It's become an addiction, and hey... I won't apologize. I like the way it looks. And if you don't???
LOOK. THE. OTHER. FUCKING. WAY.
Piercings I have...
In no particular order... my nose pierced (left side). And my eyebrow (also left side). Also my ears and my left (again) cartilege (twice). I'm going for my tongue soon. WENT... and guess what!?!?!? Had to take it out!!! *sob* Yea. My mouth was too little for the barbell Paul used to pierce me with, and when he did it, it was crooked. (No shit.) Didn't hurt tho. Well... ok, a lil... but it was mainly the clamp that bugged. I was cool and all, and it was such a pretty thing for the several hrs I had it in... but b/c the barbell was so huge, etc, I sounded like Shelly from South Park, and it kept rubbing against the bottom of my tongue, so I finally decided 'fuck it, I'm pulling this shit out'... Mich offered to help me put in a smaller barbell, but the second I pulled out the piercing one, BLOOD SPURTED OUT OF MY MOUTH AND ALL OVER THE PLACE... yea... fucking sick, man. It was going everywhere, and Mich and Jess were totally flipping out. After I cleaned up the mess, I figured fuck it. So yea. The tongue was done, it just didn't stay.
True story!!!
Tattoos I have...
1 butterfly on my right boob, 2 Chinese characters (1 for 'Ghost', on top of one for 'Evil'), 1 Chinese dragon next to them on my right shoulder blade/back, 1 cherry on my left shoulder blade, 1 red maple leaf (well I am Canadian!!!) on the top of my right foot, 1 sun/moon face on my right ankle ('outside'), 1 witch on a broomstick on my left ankle ('outside'), 1 number 3 (my official number of the Dumb Ass Club) and 1 symbol for 'Strange' taken from Emily's book of Strange right above it on my left inner ankle, 1 triquetras on my left inner arm, 1 burgundy flower w/vine above the triquetras, to the right, 1 vine w/purple flower across the top of my left wrist, 1 kanji for 'Fire' across from my butterfly, an 'L', 'C', and 'H' (for my neices and nephew) surrounding a heart/moon/star design in the middle of the back of my neck/shoulder area, an omega on my inner right wrist, a 'W' on my left leg (back) w/a set of handcuffs 'hanging' from it, the kanji for darkness on my right (back) leg, a spiral-y 6 w/coloured stars on my inner right leg, and a quartet of skulls on my outer left leg, above my witch.
23 in total.
Some of my likes inc quoting ppl to death w/the Simpsons; plungers, sporks and Gnomes. Writing like mad, blasting music @ mach levels, shiny things, spending time being crazy w/friends and family, shopping (but only sometimes). Sparkly boobs, random trips to the sex shop in Massena (NY), talking in 'code' w/Mich, getting tats/piercings, collecting erotica, sex toys, earrings, handcuffs, CD's, pens, and books. Blood, biting, and nibbling.
Some of my fave ppl are the ppl WHO DO BITE.
Mmmmm... bite-y goodness!!!
Does that make me bad?? (Not that I care, tho...)
Oh... and the handcuffs, sex toys and erotica?? Don't mind all that... I swear, I didn't know I'd left that there... And the story about me belting Someone's penis?? These rumours shall not be acknowledged!!
TARA
Tis forThrilling
Ais forAlluring
Ris forRomantic
Ais forActive What Does Your Name Mean?
And sometimes, ppl call me Mary (LONG story)...
MARY
Mis forMystical
Ais forArty
Ris forRefreshing
Yis forYummy What Does Your Name Mean?
Ahhh look... a random survey about me... ooooh...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tara
Birthday: April 20th, 1978
Birthplace: Montreal
Current Location: Right here... where in the hell else???
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scotch/Irish/French
The Shoes You Wore Today: None...
Your Weakness: G's firm way of handling things... Mich's 'boy brain'... music, chocolate, a great smile, having fun
Your Fears: Spiders... when happy ppl are 'too happy'... and sometimes, sunlight
Your Perfect Pizza: I just call Nicky... he's my pizza-maker-man...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: WORLD DOMINATION!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "fuuuuuuuuuuuck"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Fuckity fuck fuck fuck... ugh... fuuuuuuuuuuck..."
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes... or my lips...
Your Bedtime: Sunrise, my pets...
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm missing 2 wks of March '93... I'd like those back, thankyouverymuch
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: I don't really care... who's paying???
Single or Group Dates: Either/or... as long as I have fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Sometimes...
Do you Swear: Oh bloody fucking hell, yea I fucking well do...
Do you Sing: Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: Don't you?
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Do you???
Do you want to get Married: Maybe... still waiting on G... *SIGH*
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I never really thought about it... I guess I do...
Are you a Health Freak: Anyone who has ever lived on cigarettes and coffee can NOT be a health freak...
Do you get along with your Parents: More or less
Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK YES...
Do you play an Instrument: Not exactly, lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course...
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just weed and Advil...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes (d'uh)...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: EWWWW... no... Oreos suck!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Uh, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Don't ask, don't tell...
Ever been Drunk: Fuck yea
Ever been called a Tease: Who told you that!?!?
Ever been Beaten up: Once... a long time ago. Nowadays, I do all the beating...
Ever Shoplifted: Ask my parole officer...
How do you want to Die: Carbon Monoxide Poisioning
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Princess...
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any... they're all pretty...
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: I like 'em tall
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: I'm not fussy... BUT NO PAISLEY SHIRTS AND SILVER PANTS!!! Ick.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who in the hell counts those things???
Number of CDs I own: Too many for me to count... best guess, around 400+...
Number of Piercings: Currently @ 5...
Number of Tattoos: Currently @ 23...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Ah hell... we don't have room for this list...
CREATE YOUR OWN!
A friend convinced me to take this one... I kinda like my result...
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Oh... and this one too...
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
Suits me well enough since I ♥ Jack...
So then this quiz result totally works in my favour...
Sally
Which character from The Nightmare Before Christmas are you?
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*sigh*
Fate is what you make of it... I'm still waiting on my Pumpkin King...
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GNOMES!!!

The Happy Bunny.

Incidentally...

you are the "I hate you so bad" happy
bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your
not ashamed of it.

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Finding new excuses to not go to Church.

Sex.

Sex is evil; evil is sin; sin's forgiven; so get stuck in.

Sticky sex can be fun...

Biting. Being bit. Just plain old bite-y goodness in general!!!

Vampires!!! *SQUEE!!!* Goes hand in hand, or rather, mouth in neck w/the biting thing, you know. *nods head*

*SIGH*

Being EVIL and corrupting ppl... or just hanging out w/evil ppl. It's all good.

(PS: evil penguins rock muchly...)

Scaring ppl, b/c it's fun!!!

BOO.

I ♥ music!!!

ANYTHING WEIRD!!!

The Dancing Carpet Monster says "RAWR!!!"

Obey and WORSHIP him!!!

The dancing skeletons are looking for partners... care to join??

I ♥ bizzare/weird things. It makes me all warm, happy, and tingly inside...

I'd like to meet:

Perhaps God...

Def Kurt Cobain, one way or another.

And Johnny Cash. He fucking ROCKED. Vincent Price would have been AWESOME to meet, as well as Bela Lugosi. *sigh*

One day...

Would love to meet Ville Valo!! (I ♥ H.I.M. Literally.) And Bif Naked, Pauley Perrette, Chibi and Shirley Manson too, of course. (They are FUCKING AWESOME!!!) I ♥ them. Rob Zombie... I'd love to pick his brain for awhile... he would fucking rock so much, there could be no words, I bet. And... and... well hell... anyone/everyone from my fave bands/etc. B/c they rock. So meeting them would rock.

Muchly.

A lot of ppl... maybe even YOU.

Isn't that special!?!?!? Sure it is.

Oh... and I should also mention my interest in meeting the monsters in the back of your closet, and that... thing... under your bed.

Yea... that thing...

We're all a little mad... and I'm the worst one of all...

Music:

H.I.M, Bif Naked, Garbage, Jakalope, Robin Black, Gordon Downie, Billy Talent, Nirvana, Rob Zombie, Smashing Pumpkins, Mazzy Star, Lo-Ball, The Birthday Massacre, Veruca Salt, Kittie, Out Of Your Mouth, U2, Rasputina, Janes Addiction, Lords Of Acid, Sex Pistols, The Smiths, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Metallica, Mudvayne, AC/DC, Joydrop, Courtney Love, Rammstein, Godsmack, NIN, Johnny Cash, Dresden Dolls, Le Tigre, Ozzy, System Of A Down, The Hip, Britt Black, Gwen Stefani, Simple Plan, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Liz Phair, Matt Good, Oasis, The Doors, Sum 41, Mest, The Used, No Doubt, The Tea Party, Marilyn Manson, Cibo Matto, Blink-182, Good Charlotte, Hole, Lily Allen, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Weezer, Bush, Ashlee Simpson, The Offspring, Panic! At The Disco, Shocore, Snake River Conspiracy, Peaches, Peter Gabriel, Poe, Korn, Radiohead, Blur, STP, Velvet Revolver, Alexisonfire, Dead Celebrity Status, The Killers, Finger Eleven, Android Lust, Three Days Grace, The Rasmus, Projet Orange, Billy & The Lost Boys, The Killers, Evanescence, Limp Bizkit, Edwin, Mudmen, Incubus, Wild Strawberries, Gob, Treble Charger, Foo Fighters, Placebo, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Arcade Fire, Staind, Theory Of A Deadman, Live, Billy Idol, Liveonrelease, The Sundays, The Stones, The Cockroaches, Elvis Presley, Greg Page, P.J. Harvey, Nick Cave, Daughtry, Hedley, The Veronicas, Champion, Metric, The Cruxshadows

And these are just to name a few ... ok... a lot...

Whatever.

I ♥ music!

Movies:

Foxfire, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, The Wizard Of Oz, Dracula 2000, Serial Killing 101, American Gothic, Hackers, The Frighteners, Mary Poppins, Trainspotting, Scream , End Of Days, Vertigo (1958), Cruel Intentions, Interview With The Vampire, Practical Magic, Queen Of The Damned, The Craft, North By Northwest, Edward Scissorhands, The Crow, Jawbreaker, House on Haunted Hill, The Replacement Killers, Playing God, Prom Night (all versions), Silence Of The Lambs, Ed Wood, John Carpenter's Vampires, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (all versions), Strangers On A Train (1951), From Dusk To Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Ghost World, The Virgin Suicides, Psycho (1960), From Hell, Jeepers Creepers, The Mummy (1932), The Birds, Rebel Without A Cause, The Sound Of Music, The Godfather (all versions), The Usual Suspects, Hannibal, The Ninth Gate, Van Helsing, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Psycho Beach Party, Mary Reilly, An American Werewolf In Paris, The Phantom Of The Opera, The Brothers Grimm, Underworld Evoloution, Pan's Labyrinth, Cursed, Wicked, Blood and Chocolate
I could go on... but we'd be here awhile... maybe we should get some popcorn or something...

Television:

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Hilarious House of Frightenstein, The Simpsons, The Punk Show, Untalkative Bunny, Loud, South Park, The Addams Family, BtVS, AtS, X-Files, Family Guy, CSI (all versions), NCIS, The Kids In The Hall, Greg the Bunny, Twin Peaks, American Gothic, The Munsters, The Trailer Park Boys, Ruby Gloom, The Tudors

Ok... honestly?? Not too into TV, but anything that can teach one the best way to cover up a crime ... ahahaha... um, I mean stuff. Yea... stuff will do!!! Or, ya know... has really fucking good music... I'm all for. But I've usually got to be pretty fucking bored to watch it.

Oh... and the Simpsons just rock muchly.

Books:

The Devil's Dictionary, Ghost World, The Torn Skirt, Smack, Trainspotting, The Bell Jar, Pretty Girls, Filth, The Phantom Of The Opera, the entire works of Dr. Seuss, all Emily The Strange books, all Ruby Gloom books, all The Happy Bunny books, Foamy, Johnny The Homocidial Maniac, Porno, Squee, books on Wicca, Coke Machine Glow, At Last There Is Nothing Left To Say, Cat With A Really Big Head, Amphigorey, Amphigorey Also, Amphigorey Too, Big Sur, The Catcher In The Rye, To Kill A Mockingbird, the entire works of Mordecai Richler, The Acid House, Collected Poems of Robert Burns, Romeo And Juliet, Collected Poems of Sylvia Plath, Girl Interupted, The Virgin Suicides, the Harry Potter series, The Collected Works of Poe, The Collected Works of Shakespeare, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Tin Flute, The Great Gatsby

I could go on and on... but I won't, thankfully...

(You totally hit it lucky today...)

Heroes:

My gnome... The Wally.

He will fucking ROCK your socks off. For real.

Mandy... she's so fucking hardcore...

Who doesn't love the evil little girl in her pretty pink dress??

And the Trailer Park Boys...

"Just shut the fuck up, eh? You didn't see anything!!!"

My Blog

Awesome video...

Honestly? This video is so awesome, it needs no words... ...
Posted by ×*× Tara ×*× on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:40:00 PST

Annoyance...

It is w/a very sad heart that I report that my fake blood and candy no longer seems to make me happy. I am currently annoyed (mildly to highly, but mainly mildly right now) by so many things... and it...
Posted by ×*× Tara ×*× on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:43:00 PST

@ least I’ve got fake blood and candy to keep me happy...

First off... for shame, for shame on me. Here it is, October, one of my most favourite months, and not an update left @ all!!! I could offer up some trite (and possibly made-up) excuses for why I have...
Posted by ×*× Tara ×*× on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:13:00 PST

20 years ago, today...

20 years ago today, it was a Saturday. I remember everything about it... the day had been rainy and a bit cool, but there was a promise of sunshine, and a slight warm turn to the breeze around noon th...
Posted by ×*× Tara ×*× on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:49:00 PST

Just another boring update...

Long nights lately are keeping me somewhat grumpy. Last wk was a hectic one w/the kids starting school, etc. I ended up @ my Mum's for the day on Thurs to visit w/her. Also ended up running to the sto...
Posted by ×*× Tara ×*× on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:54:00 PST

Quickie update...

So... I guess you might say I got the time I was looking for... time spent @ Mich's, time spent hanging out w/my 'adopted' little brother Kyle, time @ the fair, time @ home, time spent running around,...
Posted by ×*× Tara ×*× on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:25:00 PST

Movies, county fairs and the lack of proper mayhem...

Well... coming down off a busy wkend is hard work, indeed. *sigh* I am still tired and what-not, and there is only more to come. Last Thurs saw me in Plattsburgh, getting my computer chair ordered. (Y...
Posted by ×*× Tara ×*× on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:43:00 PST

The blog w/the frog and other things...

How could I have forgotten!?!? W/all the excitement going on, I totally forgot to mention my froggy-related moment @ Cindy's, the day we returned Coltin from his sleepover w/the Boy! It was the 12th (...
Posted by ×*× Tara ×*× on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:01:00 PST

"Did you say hymen?" "Yea... that's his name..."

First off... wow... again, don't update in forever (about 42 days or so...) and does the guilt ever set in! Of course, I've hardly had much time for updating lately. Then again, I'm never really doing...
Posted by ×*× Tara ×*× on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:16:00 PST

Random late-night post...

I am feeling quite disagreeable right now... my poor right eye is all red and swollen w/allergies, and I have quite the plethora of itchy bug bites. *sigh* It's most miserable. Not to menion a small c...
Posted by ×*× Tara ×*× on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:31:00 PST