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Zombie Pumpkins!

Unharvested... Unwanted... Undead!

About Me

ZombiePumpkins.com offers its own breed of unique pumpkin carving patterns. Each stencil has been carefully crafted to work easily with traditional cut-out carving techniques.

Now this is a warning,
you must listen close.
It might sound quite scary,
and certainly gross.

But this is a story,
that has to be told.
Of mistakes that were made,
on Halloweens old.

When choosing which pumpkins,
to carve and to gut,
there were some that you thought,
just did not make the cut.

The moldy and bumpy,
you left them to rot.
You thought they were done for,
but dead they were not.

At first they came forceful.
A mighty attack.
It was carve or be carved,
your brains for their snack.

The very next year,
revenge they did seek.
If you put up a fight,
the outlook was bleak.

Soon others fell victim,
to a very deep curse.
Compelled to carve pumpkins,
or end up in a hearse.

They demanded a mate,
and were given a bride.
From a ladylike monster,
there's just no place to hide.

Sprouting up from the ground,
a new mouth to feed.
They come in all sizes,
and this one's a bad seed!

Each year you can hear them,
as they rise from the patch.
You better start running,
or it's you that they'll catch.

There's one way to please them,
and save your own life.
Just give them their wishes,
and pick up that knife.

So please do some carving,
or you'll pay for your sins.
And suffer the wrath,
of the Zombie Pumpkins!


My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Anybody with a love for Halloween, a sharp knife and tasty brains.

Music:



Movies:



Television:



Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Rob Zombie, Tim Burton, George Romero, Tom Savini, Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Wes Craven, Robert Englund, John Carpenter, Donald Pleasence, Elvira, Doctor Steel

My Blog

They demanded a mate, and were given a bride!

"Bride of the Zombie Pumpkins!" is now online... the 2006 installment in the continuing saga of undead pumpkins that just won't die! With this website theme comes plenty of new content to celebrate t...
Posted by Zombie Pumpkins! on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:40:00 PST

watermelon carving

Can't wait for Halloween?  Yea, me either.  In the meantime, all you pumpkin carvers might find interest in my new watermelon carving patterns:Summer Spirits!Tropical treats for your luau an...
Posted by Zombie Pumpkins! on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 05:29:00 PST

the Zombie Pumpkins are ready to grow

After a winter of hibernation, the Zombie Pumpkins are ready to grow.  Halloween might not be on your brain during the spring season, but think about it... next month is June.  Which ma...
Posted by Zombie Pumpkins! on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:34:00 PST