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He came dancing across the water... Cortez... what a killer.

About Me


BUFFALO FAQ's
Who is the Buffalo?
If you stand for justice and are committed to sticking it to the proverbial man than you can rest assured the Buffalo is your friend. If, however, you are out to enslave your fellow man by imposing upon them the rigid bonds of conformity, I would advise you watch your back. Most likely, the Buffalo will gore and trample you and your Hummer.
How can the Buffalo help me?
In the realm of MySpace, "Top Friends" have proved to be a troublesome concept. Millions of people’s feelings have been affected (regardless of how petty it may seem) by their placement or lack thereof on their various acquaintances "Top Friends" lists. The Buffalo aims to eliminate this problem.
Has the Buffalo made a difference?
Many of you will remember that MySpace in its infancy did not allow you to choose who your "Top 8" was. The Buffalo gored numerous technical geeks until this was changed. Though you were then able to order your "Top 8" you were still restricted to displaying eight "friends" on your page. The Buffalo trampled Tom's car until this was remedied. These days, the Buffalo has his eyes set on Rupert Murdoch. The day you open your newspaper to find that Mr. Murdoch has died you will know that the Buffalo has completed his mission.
Can I communicate with this glorious creature?
Due to the recent spam explosions throughout MySpace the Buffalo has had to cut back on his communication with his accomplices (who he refers to as Buffalo Soldiers). Logging into twelve MySpace profiles is difficult for someone with hooves, so the best way to communicate with him is through the Two Words band page. The Buffalo likes their revolutionary sound (or lack of one).
If I am not a Buffalo Soldier how do I become one?
To enlist in the Buffalo Army you must visit the 12 different profiles that contain the Buffalo's parts and add him as a... ahem... "friend". After that you are an official revolutionary.
Does the Buffalo have the most refined taste of music on earth?
Why how kind of you to say so. Most of what passes for popular music in ‘Merica deserves a good Buff-a-puke. Here are some noisemakers that make an effort and deserve your allegiance…
The Buffalo recommends:
MuteMath
Anthony Skinner
Pearl Jam
Sufjan Stevens
Bruce Springsteen
Sigur Ros
Neil Young
" Two Words "
Music is best when it’s about change.
Rhetoric?
Yes. Lots.
How can I help the Buffalo?
Brag about your MySpace to your friends and how it is clearly superior since it does not resort to ranking human beings. That's what Hitler did.
Does the Buffalo have an important message to share with the masses?
Yes: Moo.
Thank you.

My Interests

Electric.

Yes, you have to add all 12!!! Grr.

14 MORE AMAZING BUT TRUE FACTS by ANDREW GOFF:

57. U.S. Army medics in World War I knew of the germ-fighting properties of rodent saliva and carried hamsters in their medical bags to sterilize wounds in the field.

58. An early draft of the Declaration of Independence included a line by Benjamin Franklin inviting King George to "kisse our collective arse."

59. Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.

60. The sound made when a duck passes gas is the precise acoustic opposite of its quack; if it does both simultaneously, there's no audible sound.

61. Contrary to their popular image as spinsters, the average librarian has 5.9 random sex partners per year.

62. The rhesus monkey is the only animal that can be taught to hum a tune.

63. With the exception of a small 200-square-mile section of Antarctica, every single square kilometer of dry land on the planet has been walked on by at least one human being.

64. In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.

65. The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.

66. The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.

67. Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.

68. Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.

69. Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.

70. The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.

I'd like to meet:

James Marvel Mario Maggio Andrew Goff... the triad.