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Add these 12 profiles if you are committed to sticking it to the man.

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BUFFALO FAQ's
Who is the Buffalo?
If you stand for justice and are committed to sticking it to the proverbial man than you can rest assured the Buffalo is your friend. If, however, you are out to enslave your fellow man by imposing upon them the rigid bonds of conformity, I would advise you watch your back. Most likely, the Buffalo will gore and trample you and your Hummer.
How can the Buffalo help me?
In the realm of MySpace, "Top Friends" have proved to be a troublesome concept. Millions of people’s feelings have been affected (regardless of how petty it may seem) by their placement or lack thereof on their various acquaintances "Top Friends" lists. The Buffalo aims to eliminate this problem.
Has the Buffalo made a difference?
Many of you will remember that MySpace in its infancy did not allow you to choose who your "Top 8" was. The Buffalo gored numerous technical geeks until this was changed. Though you were then able to order your "Top 8" you were still restricted to displaying eight "friends" on your page. The Buffalo trampled Tom's car until this was remedied. These days, the Buffalo has his eyes set on Rupert Murdoch. The day you open your newspaper to find that Mr. Murdoch has died you will know that the Buffalo has completed his mission.
Can I communicate with this glorious creature?
Due to the recent spam explosions throughout MySpace the Buffalo has had to cut back on his communication with his accomplices (who he refers to as Buffalo Soldiers). Logging into twelve MySpace profiles is difficult for someone with hooves, so the best way to communicate with him is through the Two Words band page. The Buffalo likes their revolutionary sound (or lack of one).
If I am not a Buffalo Soldier how do I become one?
To enlist in the Buffalo Army you must visit the 12 different profiles that contain the Buffalo's parts and add him as a... ahem... "friend". After that you are an official revolutionary.
Does the Buffalo have the most refined taste of music on earth?
Why how kind of you to say so. Most of what passes for popular music in ‘Merica deserves a good Buff-a-puke. Here are some noisemakers that make an effort and deserve your allegiance…
The Buffalo recommends:
MuteMath
Anthony Skinner
Pearl Jam
Sufjan Stevens
Bruce Springsteen
Sigur Ros
Neil Young
" Two Words "
Music is best when it’s about change.
Rhetoric?
Yes. Lots.
How can I help the Buffalo?
Brag about your MySpace to your friends and how it is clearly superior since it does not resort to ranking human beings. That's what Hitler did.
Does the Buffalo have an important message to share with the masses?
Yes: Moo.
Thank you.

My Interests

Douglas McCarthur

Yes, you have to add all 12!!! Grr.

14 MORE AMAZING BUT TRUE FACTS by ANDREW GOFF

1. Molecularly speaking, water is actually much drier than sand.

2. The term "bank teller" originated in the wake of the 1929 stock market crash, when banks began hiring low-paid workers to "tell" throngs of frantic depositors that their money was gone.

3. The brand name "Jelly Belly" was created in 1982 after Nancy Reagan made a much-publicized quip about her husband's 20-pound weight gain.

4. The Internal Revenue Service audits 87 percent of women who claim breast implants as tax deductions.

5. Scandinavian berserkers used to cut out their eyes before battle to spare themselves the sight of the carnage they invariably wrought.

6. Human tonsils can bounce higher than a rubber ball of similar weight and size, but only for the first 30 minutes after they've been removed.

7. Comic duo Cheech and Chong were originally known as Spic and Span before changing due to pressure from Chicano organizations.

8. The city of Slaughter, Texas (population: 11,284), has never had a homicide occur within its boundaries.

9. Rubbing Tabasco on one's upper lip before bedtime is an effective temporary cure for sleep apnea.

10. British pop singer Baby Spice is the great-great-great-great-great-great-grandniece of Archduke William Pinkley-Hogue of Standishfordshire, making her 103rd in line for the throne of England.

11. The curved shape of a hockey stick is a throwback to prehistoric use of mastodon tusks in a similar game.

12. A Native American tribe in South Dakota collects bottle caps left by campers, using them as currency. Several banks in the area now recognize the caps as legal tender.

13. Fish have "dandruff" caused by flaking skin, and it is impossible to filter all traces of it from drinking water.

14. Moths are unable to fly during an earthquake.

CHECK THE OTHER BUFFALO PAGES FOR MORE WACKY FACTS!

I'd like to meet:

God.
The President.
Then God again.

My Blog

Buffalo Stats: Part II

Awhile back I endulged my free time and compiled the numbers MySpace allows us to have for all the buffalo profiles in an attempt to maybe better understand the Postmodern Buffalo phenomena. Since tha...
Posted by Choosing on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:58:00 PST

Obama/McCain '08 (In other words, I'm insane)

It being election day and all I thought I'd say something:   Let me first say that nowhere in the following paragraph am I going to make an argument as to why Barack Obama would be a wise choice ...
Posted by Choosing on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:23:00 PST

Inspiring? Scary? 'Merica?

I am of the belief that everything we do has an artistic bent to it. From the way you put ketchup on your hot dog to how you arrange the items on your desk, there is higher purpose behind everything. ...
Posted by Choosing on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:30:00 PST

The Man" doesn't stand a chance: "The Reverse T-Shirt"

(First Man: "Has anyone seen Andrew's tongue?") (Second Man: "Did you check his cheek?") (First Man: "Why?")   Study after irrefutable study have proven that 'Merican-born, early-mid twentysometh...
Posted by Choosing on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:16:00 PST

The Numbers Lie: Buffalo Stats

Baseball season is in full swing so I thought I would feed all of you statheads out there. The following is a list of statistics for the various anti-top eight profiles. My question is why are these n...
Posted by Choosing on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:24:00 PST

The End of an Era: The Fall of MySpace

MySpace's stock is falling fast. As a huge initial supporter of the MySpace phenomena, it pains me to say that it appears to have reached its peak and is well into its decent into the 'Merican Fad gr...
Posted by Choosing on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:48:00 PST

throw away your shift key - The Danger of Capital Letters

(I am scheduled for that tongue/cheek surgery next January.)   Once again I am pulling out my Irish Springs box to point out a redundancy that is holding 'Merica back. Tell me this: in this age ...
Posted by Choosing on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:08:00 PST

The Toyota Diaries (or How to Start International Conflict Through Ignorance.)

  (Dead serious.) In April of 2007 Mario Maggio will cease protecting our beaches from terrorists and mutant buoys. The Coast Guard will no longer have him under lock and key and he will breath t...
Posted by Choosing on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:07:00 PST

"Kobe"ism and the End Times

           (Andrew Goff's first blog of the semester. Lightning's gonna strike me for this one.)          ...
Posted by Choosing on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:01:00 PST

New Years:Holidays :: Four Corners National Monument:Tourist Destinations

The time has come for us to celebrate another of the more important 24-hour chunks we call days, namely the coming of the New Year. Unfortunately, I am required to partake in the now expected Andrew G...
Posted by Choosing on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:59:00 PST