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Meet the new Boss... Same as the old Boss...

About Me


BUFFALO FAQ's
Who is the Buffalo?
If you stand for justice and are committed to sticking it to the proverbial man than you can rest assured the Buffalo is your friend. If, however, you are out to enslave your fellow man by imposing upon them the rigid bonds of conformity, I would advise you watch your back. Most likely, the Buffalo will gore and trample you and your Hummer.
How can the Buffalo help me?
In the realm of MySpace, "Top Friends" have proved to be a troublesome concept. Millions of people’s feelings have been affected (regardless of how petty it may seem) by their placement or lack thereof on their various acquaintances "Top Friends" lists. The Buffalo aims to eliminate this problem.
Has the Buffalo made a difference?
Many of you will remember that MySpace in its infancy did not allow you to choose who your "Top 8" was. The Buffalo gored numerous technical geeks until this was changed. Though you were then able to order your "Top 8" you were still restricted to displaying eight "friends" on your page. The Buffalo trampled Tom's car until this was remedied. These days, the Buffalo has his eyes set on Rupert Murdoch. The day you open your newspaper to find that Mr. Murdoch has died you will know that the Buffalo has completed his mission.
Can I communicate with this glorious creature?
Due to the recent spam explosions throughout MySpace the Buffalo has had to cut back on his communication with his accomplices (who he refers to as Buffalo Soldiers). Logging into twelve MySpace profiles is difficult for someone with hooves, so the best way to communicate with him is through the Two Words band page. The Buffalo likes their revolutionary sound (or lack of one).
If I am not a Buffalo Soldier how do I become one?
To enlist in the Buffalo Army you must visit the 12 different profiles that contain the Buffalo's parts and add him as a... ahem... "friend". After that you are an official revolutionary.
Does the Buffalo have the most refined taste of music on earth?
Why how kind of you to say so. Most of what passes for popular music in ‘Merica deserves a good Buff-a-puke. Here are some noisemakers that make an effort and deserve your allegiance…
The Buffalo recommends:
MuteMath
Anthony Skinner
Pearl Jam
Sufjan Stevens
Bruce Springsteen
Sigur Ros
Neil Young
" Two Words "
Music is best when it’s about change.
Rhetoric?
Yes. Lots.
How can I help the Buffalo?
Brag about your MySpace to your friends and how it is clearly superior since it does not resort to ranking human beings. That's what Hitler did.
Does the Buffalo have an important message to share with the masses?
Yes: Moo.
Thank you.

My Interests



Yes, you have to add all 12!!! Grr.

14 MORE AMAZING BUT TRUE FACTS BY ANDREW GOFF:

71. The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.

72. The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.

73. Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.

74. Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.

75. SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.

76. Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.

77. Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.

78. Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

79. The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.

80. The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.

81. You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.

82. Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.

83. Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.

84. The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.

I'd like to meet:

Captain America. I would give him a lecture.