..I enjoy Reading Writing Singing Movies Music Books Poetry Baseball Football Hockey Coffee (Decaf is NOT coffee!) Drinking Smoking Long showers Tootsie rolls Pineapple Strippers Moist towellettes Walmart Crappy dating shows Cheesy softcore porn Reorganizing my CD collection Watching men be domestic Junk food Cherry slurpees Sleeping late into the afternoon Physical affection Plain bagels with cream cheese Laughing at my own stupidity Shopping carts Having my head scratched Peeing Walking/dancing/kissing/ shagging in the rain Improptu food fights Honey Minesweeper Twizzlers Buffy fanfiction Mall-ratting Wandering aimlessly about the town at 3am Gas station hotdogs Being naked Randomly quoting movies S&M Sodomy Animal sacrifice Ceremonial orgies Making people uncomfortable & keeping them guessing
Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp
What You Call Him: Daddy-o
Why You Love Him: You don't love him, you just love calling him "daddy" Who's Your Daddy?
..New people, ones that don't take themselves too seriously, that know how to laugh at their own mistakes. Troublemakers, hellraisers, those that are intelligent but don't make others feel stupid, those that enjoy change and challenge. And a deaf person. I've never really known any deaf people, and I'd like to learn sign language.
Nirvana, The Dandy Warhols, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Depeche Mode, Foreigner, Berlin, Flock of Seagulls, Men At Work, Oingo Boingo, Kiss, Twisted Sister, Juliette Lewis & the Licks, Iggy Pop & The Stooges, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Talking Heads, Queen, Billy Idol, Tool, Queens Of The Stone Age, KYUSS, Eagles of Death Metal, The Screaming Trees, John Mayer, Sugar Ray, Eminem, Tupac, SPM, Baby Bash, Rasheed, Bubba Sparxx, Dr. Dre, Chingo Bling, Lil Jon, Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Bone,Thugs,&Harmony, 36Mafia, Lil Whyte, Missy Elliott, Pink, pre-solo careers Destiny's Child, Black Eyed Peas, Outkast, Brian McKnight, Barry White, Marvin Gaye, Otis Redding, Luther Vandross, Kool and The Gang, Ciara, Toni Braxton, Usher, No Doubt & solo Gwen, Kenny Chesney, older Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, Limp Bizkit, Beastie Boys, Korn, Incubus, The Wallflowers, Audioslave, Creed, Nickelback, Rage Against The Machine, Radiohead, XUK, Navid Sabet, Drag Citizen, The Malfated, White Demons, Rhenium, Flux Minor, One Dying Secret, November's Fall, Magnetic Fields, Valeze, Render, The Vettes, Beyond Hope, Flickerstick, The Streets, Soundgarden, Sonic Youth, The Misfits, NOFX, The Vandalls, The Pretenders, Joy Division, Social Distortion, Prodigy, Pennywise, Minor Threat, Dropkick Murphys, Elvis Costello, Paul Weller, Gavin DeGraw (that boy can SING!), Ben Jelen, Joss Stone, Cheap Trick, Velvet Revolver, Sting, The Police, Fugazi, The Donnas, The Culture Club, Stone Temple Pilots, Camp Freddy, Guns N' Roses, Led Zepplin, Motley Crue, AC/DC, ZZ Top, Def Leppard, Loverboy, Grateful Dead, Better Than Ezra, Buckcherry, ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Wheatus, Weezer, Peter Gabriel, David Gray, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Duke Ellington, Etta James, Louis Armstrong, Bach, Tchaikovsky, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Rachmaninov, Chopin, Courtney Love-Cobain, Hole, A.F.I., Phish, Tenacious D, Aquabats, Blur, Soul Coughing, Placebo, Oasis, Our Lady Peace, American Hi-Fi, Garbage, Bikini Kill, Three Days Grace, The Strokes, Tom Wilson, Interpol, She Wants Revenge, Belle & Sebastian, Beach Boys, Elvis Presley, Bare-Naked Ladies, Stephen Lynch, Dane Cook, Sugarcult, Rooney, Smashing Pumpkins, Men Without Hats, Beck, Jane's Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alanis Morisette, Melissa Etheridge, P.J. Harvey, Peaches, Boxcar Racer, The Goo Goo Dolls, INXS, Fuel, Matchbox 20, The Verve, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Everclear, Everlast, Blink 182, Greenday, Sum 41, The Shins, Death Cab For Cutie, Flogging Molly, Combichrist, Rancid, Disturbed, Skinny Puppy, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Static X, Alice In Chains, Whitesnake, Styx, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Rick Springfield, Ted Nugent, Bob Seger, A Perfect Circle, Sublime, Foo Fighters, Cake, Maroon 5, Evanescense, Bush, Institute, Hoobastank, The Offspring, The White Stripes, The Hives, Kittie, The Kaiser Chiefs, Crossfade, Modest Mouse, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Keane, Arctic Monkeys, Snowpatrol, The Bravery, The Used, Taking Back Sunday, early Metallica, The Crystal Method, Staind, Eve6, Linkin Park, Mudvayne, Chimaira, Smile Empty Soul, Seether, Shinedown, Chevelle, Trust Company, Finger Eleven, Gorillaz, The Pixies, Strata, MXPX, U2, Victorian, Pillar, Petra, Project 86, Stryper, Sixpence None the Richer, Relient K, Adam's Lament, Newsboys, Flyleaf, Stavesacre, Dead Poetic, The Distillers, The Transplants, The Kinks, DirtyVegas, Coldplay, Poison, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, Wendy O. Williams & The Plasmatics, Annie Lennox & The Eurythmics, Blondie, Pink Floyd, Elton John, Eric Clapton (all eras, but Cream was the best), The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Steppenwolf, The Smiths, TATU, Fleetwood Mac, Dido, classic Aerosmith, Papa Roach, Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, 311, The Who, George Michael, Franz Ferdinand, My Chemical Romance, The Killers, The GoGos, Ben Folds Five, Mest, Cyndi Lauper, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Duran Duran, R.E.M., Black Sabbath, Judas Priest...There are more but my head hurts.
..Action, comedy, being a chick, I like a good romantic-comedy but no chick-flicks (DIE, MEG RYAN, DIIIIIIIIIE!) I dig on indie films. Sci-fi is cool. HORROR! I love Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, Jerry Bruckheimer, Wes Craven, Stephen King. Cristophe Beck & Danny Elfman should have a lovechild. Pulp Fiction, Constantine, Closer, Garden State, Domino, The Nightmare Before Christmas, House on a Haunted Hill (both versions), Sin City, ANYTHING MONTY PYTHON OR MEL BROOKS! I have a weakness for cheesy 80s movies, specifically anything starring members of the Brat Pack or the Coreys.
..BUFFY IS QUEEN! I honestly don't watch a whole lotta tv anymore. Don't know when that happened, I used to be an addict. South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, & The Simpsons are my guilty pleasures. & other cartoons too numerous & dorky to mention. & Lucky Louie.
..The Dirt by Motley Crue, Tommyland by Tommy Lee, Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis, Don't Try This At Home by Dave Navarro, How to Make Love Like a Pornstar by Jenna Jameson, The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, Emily the Strange, Blood & Chocolate by Sylvia Krause, Gingerbread by Rachel Kohn, Fearless: The series by Francine Pascal, Emily Dickinson, Oscar Wilde, William Shakespeare, E. A. Poe, H.G. Wells, Stephen King, Anything having to do with mythology is cool.
..I have a lot of heroes, mostly because anytime anyone does something really nice or cool or ballsy I say "You're my hero." So if I say it to you, try not to feel too special.