I star in a comic strip about Hollywood.
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(updated 2/25/08)
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(updated 8/23/07)
Just because I'm animated doesn't mean I don't exist in some other world... Yeah, it may not be over the rainbow... and yeah, it may be closer to being under a port-a-potty, but that doesn't mean I'm not capable of astounding achievement... or that I'm still a virgin... Okay, they both haven't happened for me yet -- but it's not my fault!
I'm 28 and I read screenplays for studios. My name is Larry, but because no one in Hollywood ever listens when I speak, they all think my name is Studio Reader Stan no matter how many times I say, "That's not even close to being my name." Bastards!
All the executives I read for have the IQ of a Milk Dud, and yet they're all a million times more successful than me! I ask you, how does that happen? I'm a college graduate, dammit! I should be important by now! At least I'm not bitter.
I drive a 1988 Toyota Corolla and I don't dress well, so yes, I'm single.
I want to be a screenwriter, but my agent hasn't sold a script in 7 years. I don't know how she supports herself, or her fiance. He's an aspiring underwear model who likes to be called, "The Bronze."
Again, you can enjoy all my misery over at: StudioReaderStan.com
P.S. Thank you to all the people who have asked if I'll read their scripts. Unfortunately, I'm not actually a real person. So asking me to read your script is kinda' like asking Homer if he'll have a beer with you at Moe's Tavern... which I've done and he's never answered.
