07 |
I will not feel bad for sitting on the sidelines. I will get a foam finger and root for others to win...even if they're just running for the bus.I will watch "The Secret," but only if "The Secret" pr...
Posted by Rylee Newton on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:49:00 PST |
TV |
Pilot Ideas:Spawn Hall: a small town in Oregon elects a Salmon mayor. Benson meets Northern Exposure.Here Comes the Groom: a man fights crime using his highly intuitive beard grooming kit...The Great...
Posted by Rylee Newton on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:13:00 PST |
CAPITAL |
HE'D RATHER NOT DO SOMETHING ON THE 15TH DATE, HE'S WAITING FOR 20 MORE, AND THEN HE'S GOING TO SHOW HER WHAT HE'S MADE OF, WHICH IS BRICKS. THIS GUY STARES AT WOMEN ON THE BUS AND WHEN HE GETS CAU...
Posted by Rylee Newton on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:51:00 PST |
pink |
Let's get together. Let's do it. Let's just be friends. It's all in the contraction. The place where the "u" is missing in the us. That missing u is the story of my love life. As if love life a...
Posted by Rylee Newton on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:21:00 PST |
h.s. |
My friend and I were talking about disturbing things we'd seen or heard. She had a science teacher who told the class about a baby that came out looking like ground beef. That's the kind of informat...
Posted by Rylee Newton on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:28:00 PST |
side jobs |
George hobbled up the stairs and pulled his underwear out of his ass. He was always getting something stuck up there. He felt he had more crevices than some of the other hitchhikers he knew, and he wa...
Posted by Rylee Newton on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:04:00 PST |
thanks J-Dawg |
I'm at my dad's house. He has "The Newtons" etched onto three different pieces of wood. It stops me every time I see it. Why does he want people to know the Newtons live here? ...
Posted by Rylee Newton on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 10:33:00 PST |
Sea-Tac |
I'm waiting for a shuttle to take me to the airport. 24 is on A & E.
Spec idea: the 18 and a half minute gap on the show "24."
I'm tired of paying tiny Korean women to hurt me.
The only time...
Posted by Rylee Newton on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:22:00 PST |
american typewriter |
I live in a tree and my sister is a hound, who talks to me with her nose hairs, and she yells at me when the dryer is free at the bottom of the tree, and she burries skulls in the backyard, and digs t...
Posted by Rylee Newton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
gone |
what's the point guy? I know three people who died this year. This has been a shitty year. I mean shitty. Just show up at my place, look for the hot rod outside. Yeah, I have a rotweiler, and a tho...
Posted by Rylee Newton on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 05:12:00 PST |
