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absurdity, agility, air hockey, Alice in Wonderland, antiques, demonology, antlerphobia, anxiety, art, artists, atomic yetis, awkwardness, ballet, beautiful women, being a catalyst, being facetious, Bill Hicks, biting, black leather, brains, brains, bra-ains, breaking rules, breasts, C.G. Jung, Carl Sagan, cartoons, cats, chilies, chocolate, clay, coffee, comedy, completely enamored with only the nearly impossible, connective tissue disease, contradictions, cooking, corsets, Dali, dancing, decoupage, decriminalizing victimless crimes, documentaries, dreaming, dreams, duct tape, embarrassing moments, Escher, waterfowl, experimentation, flexible appendages, foot-bitches, fourty-two, freaks, friends, frightening proselytizers, full round breasts with small erect nipples(no impants, please), geeks, chicken lovers, giraffes, goats, gothic lawn gnomes, ghosts, hand building, harpsichord, herbal remedies, hermetic philosophy, home schooling, honesty, hourglass figures, humor, knitting skulls, independent films, indoor gardening, INFP, insomnia, irony, kindred spirits, land sculpting, laughing, learning, legalization, long hair, losing my mind, love, Lupus, magic traction, maryjane, masking tape, Mexican food, mixed media, fake interests to confuse you, anal, baptism, pancakes, movies involving use of rubber chickens in committing crimes, museums, music, nocturnal, oddities, old homes, painting, paper mach..e, paranormal activity, paraphrasing, peppermints, swimming pools, knitting patterns, photography, pipe making, platform boots, pleather, polyamory, polymer clay, pronoia, psychology, puzzles, pygmy goats, questioning everything, random acts of silliness, ranting, reading, reflecting, responsible parenting, restoration, reupholstering, nativities, roller skating, saying inappropriate things without thinking and rather loudly sometimes, sarcasm, sardonic wit, satire, chickens, science, sculpture, self-love, sewing by hand, sharing, shoe-sluts, hot-tubs,
SLIders phenomenon
,spicy food, strays,
, swearing like a sailor, surrealism, testing boundaries, the seeker, thrifting, troll dolls, tropical plants, ducks, TRUTH, uniyeti, utopian society, Victorian homes, voice acting, warm peppermint tea with soy milk and sugar, whimsical pendulum clocks, whips, writing.
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start a cult.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
To be a bitch.
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In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Wear more lacy black lingerie.
Get your resolution here.
I'd like to meet:
We will NOT be silenced!
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Someone who will help me fulfill my grandfather’s wish.
Someone that
will not try to send me pictures of their genitalia. Seriously.
Anyone whom happens to feel that the taste and texture of pears is absolutely vile. Anyone who feels compelled to burst into dance upon hearing "Crosseyed and Painless" by the Talking Heads. Anyone who knows not jealousy. Progressive thinkers and livers of such thought. Anyone willing to evolve and expand everyday. Anyone that will actually read and enjoy every insipid bulletin that I post on a regular basis. Anyone who would never dare ask me to get into a hot-tub! Anyone who knows that life is not a competition. Anyone that has been kidnapped by interdimentional-uniyetis. Anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously.
Also, that guy that offered me $300 to kick him in the crotch or anyone else who'd like me to abuse them. Other than that...
Someone whom can figure me out... even if for only one fleeting moment and understands, as well as appreciates any(however brief) knowledge of my inner workings.
Intelligent & open-minded people, the walrus, creative people, David Byrne, aspiring sex slaves (Bruce Campbell), anyone with similar interests(especially from my area- although this is not a prerequisite) and pretty bi girls are always welcome. If you are here solely for carnal pursuits, look elsewhere. Very few meet the intellectual criteria that is required to unlock that door. I don't want to sound snobbish but the fact is if you don't have a myriad of uses for your brain, you're probably a lousy lay... and I'm not interested in finding out. This does not mean that I am not interested in sex. I'm just not interested in sharing myself with someone who has no other interests. If I'm not attracted to your mind, I have no use for your body.
Who I'm NOT interested in meeting:
Religious psychos who want to save me from or inform me that I'm going to Hell. I assure you that if you are not going to be there, it won't be Hell. Also, Jesus came to me in a dream and told me that he doesn't like you. Now go away! Ignorant people are not well tolerated by me. Nazitards and racistards are also forbidden- see: Ignorant people.
Grammar snobs should also keep their distance. If you obsess over such trivial things you really need to get a life. I dropped out in 7th grade. I have a Good Enough Diploma(as Chris Rock so eloquently put it). Some college means after blowing my hard earned money on a few courses, I came to my senses and got a library card. Your rules don't apply to me, asshat.
I adopted a cute lil' giraffe fetus from Fetusmart! I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus from Fetusmart!
Music:
Tool, Faith No More, APC, Talking Heads, Old funk & rap, classical, harpsichord, sitar...
Adam Freeland
Layne Staley
King Missile
Guild of Funerary Violinists
the KILLING JOKE remix project
INURE
MARAZENE
William Besson
Whispers in the Shadow
Lake Trout
George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic
David Coulter
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Black Carrot Orchestra
Mr. Widower
John Foxx
Santa Christ
Winzenried
Savilian
Downshallow
Fast Eddie
Soft Cell
collapsing new people
Tragic Black
SHEEP ON DRUGS
The Hiwatts
Uberband
Lords Of Acid
Fantomas
NOCTURNE
Pallor
CINDERGARDEN
The Rohan Theatre Band
Pins and Needles
New Gods
Dove Ink
illogic
BlackLincolns
James Brown
Cypress Hill
Asheru
Paris
DMC
Anthrax
The Oddz
CRUD
Mr. Bungle
The Cult
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Depeche Mode
C.O.T.P.F.
Bitches In Stitches
Seazon of the Fly
Suicidal Tendencies
ASTOMA
Sonic Youth
Killing Joke
Killing Joke
did I mention
KILLING JOKE?
...etc., etc.
Movies:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Upstairs Neighbor, Student Bodies, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life, Being John Malkovich, Pecker, A Christmas Story, RHPS, LOTR, PI, Horton Hears a Who, Cycil B. Demented, Slaves of New York, Bowfinger, everything starring John Cusak or Bruce Campbell, movies so bad that they beg to be mocked, indy films, documentaries and basically anything that makes me think or laugh my ass off... and I'm usually not one for anything violent. However, that scene in Boogie Nights where roller-girl stomps that prick with her skates- was the best scene in a film ever!
Television:
PBS, TLC, Discovery, Food Network, SciFi, Spaced, Seinfeld, Home Movies, CSI-Vegas, The Boondocks, Samurai Champloo, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, AbFab, Reno 911, Farscape, Lexx, Night Gallery, Six Feet Under
Books:
Alice in Wonderland, Tainted Love, Cosmos, Songs of a Dead Dreamer, any book on/by: Stewart Home, Dali, M.C. Escher, L.C. Tiffany, Art, Art History, Jung, Bill Hicks, Mythology, science, space, intriguing non-fiction, etc.
Heroes:
This edit has been long over-due. Those who do what's right, regardless of the "consequences". Those who refuse to turn a blind eye to injustice. Survivors.
