hmmm... yup.. unicorns are dangerous |
Posted by YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT UNICORN!!! on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST |
Aminal Maffs |
Okay, so I was watchin tv, and for 2 and a half unfortunate minutes I caught a glimsp of the show "are you smarter than a fifth grader". this was long enough to watch Jeff Foxworthy ask the contestant...
Posted by YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT UNICORN!!! on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:00:00 PST |
trinity of dicks |
trinity of dicks. last night I dreampt that i had three dicks... nothing deformed, just three dicks. they just grew in next my other one and looked as normal as any penis can. so if you h...
Posted by YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT UNICORN!!! on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:29:00 PST |
sasquash sideburns |
Alien[x] you have a lazer gun in your holster[] when you talk inside you head we are forced to listen to your crap[] you have no anus because your shit is beamed out of you[] you occasionally fly a tr...
Posted by YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT UNICORN!!! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:33:00 PST |
Celibacy |
Looking back on the few times in my life I've actually gotten laid (less than twenty times?) , I realize I don't really want to count any of them. Also, if this Miracle Grow shit doesn't sprout ...
Posted by YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT UNICORN!!! on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:06:00 PST |
why |
top matrix quotesdo you really think that's a chair your fat ass is sitting on Neo? hmmm... Quote that one guyI'm gonna learn Mitzubitsi? quote NeoTed! you're not dead!!! Yeah dude...I fell ou...
Posted by YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT UNICORN!!! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:52:00 PST |
Tom Hankerin' |
THE DAVINCI CODE (movie review) My favorite part was when Tom Hanks jumped up on the giant pipe organ with the 6 inch wide keys and played Chopsticks with his bes...
Posted by YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT UNICORN!!! on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:05:00 PST |
Nipsey Russell my titties, it's cold out... |
So on the way to the grocery store this doucheball comes on the radio and is all " Blah blah blah NASCAR NIRVANA blah blah blahblah " and this tiny little voice in the back of my head says "Kurt calls...
Posted by YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT UNICORN!!! on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:57:00 PST |
30 is the new puberty |
"I love my self better than Jews, I know it's wrong, but what can I do." Kurt Kobain's Panties May 1996 post mortem
It's true... I was raised in a christian cult that thought it was jewish and now I h...
Posted by YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT UNICORN!!! on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 10:31:00 PST |
penis brittle.... |
So... I guess I am too sweet and too brittle and therefore am destined to be alone... peeing heart shapes into the dirt and asking Guippetto to wish me into a real girl... I think I'm shit out of luc...
Posted by YOU'LL POKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT UNICORN!!! on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:25:00 PST |
