Ok, the secret is out. I'm not really a mail order bride from a far away land. I thought it would be a deterrent to keep all the hot guys away. It really hasn't done it's job, as many hot guys are interested in middle-aged, morbidly obese homemakers.
The truth of the matter is that I'm all American White Trash. Wikipedia say, "To call someone white trash is to accuse a white person of being economically, educationally and culturally bankrupt." I'm pretty sure I fit the bill.We have moved up in the world and we have sent our house on wheels to the place in the sky for mobile homes. I appreciate anything White Trash. For instance, unicorns on velvet, unicorns on wood, unicorns on airbrushed shirts, and unicorns on car air fresheners.
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