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Count

NASCAR IZ LIFE BITCH!

About Me

I am a legnd of Broken Pines traaler cout and beyonce fucker. Nascar superstar. Dale livs on in me dick heads. ..3 cannot die his magik is in me. Human Aftertaste is shit, but I'll rock wit em anyways. If they wood let me show them the wayz of the Connfedrate South Man theh wood understan how to rope em in! I am very sexul and willin to show it in a male type way. Dont noon you homos writ me cuz i dont swing wif that shit.

My Interests

Old country Buffet Velveta and chiken fried doonuts Nascar stupids Blue bees and yelow jackts dream catchers Oaklys n gargols Firebirds n fast shit touchin hols bitches tellin dummies what up

I'd like to meet:

i wanna met Dale again. We embracced 4 only a few monments and he was gone.....gone like that Kansas song...dust in the fuckin wind.

Music:

Nugg Fog Hat golen erring Tesla i guess the Human Aftertaste cuz i can sing bout devils n shit

Books:

go ahed and reed stupd i dont give a fart

Heroes:

need you fukin ask

My Blog

wut if

wuf if fukin lik a giaant n lyke munkeey kongg cum to da quadd ciities i betts hee wuld leeave cuz da buiildings is all sshort n pusy wee needds ta buuild sum bigr builldins soo wee cin gitt giaant mu...
Posted by Count on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:32:00 PST

ima turnnin it off

i thnks i nos wher da swwitch fer da innernets iz ima turnna yer fukin innernets off cuz i can.....i meean ima turnn alll da innernets off noobudy is gona hav fukin innernets no morre unles u pay me b...
Posted by Count on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:33:00 PST

myracce

i wuz thinnkin da udder day mubey wee cud doo myracce..... a pllace fer wyhite peeple. sounnds kindaa kickkasz. thinnk bout it faagot.
Posted by Count on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:09:00 PST

i ainnt me

sumbudy beeter fukin fesss da fuk up. i didin set dat bum on fukin fyre n ima nott calin dat sherif bak he lft lik 20 nottes on mu traiyler dooor. i ben in burrlingtun laayin lowz hos so juss so ya&nb...
Posted by Count on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:09:00 PST

yall is...

yupp i sed it it hadd ta be sed fer surre yall is fukking uggly i trried to keps it ta muself butt dammn ima livvin n a uggly fukin wrorld. Lik a whyte lyon wallkin thru a bunncha gey lookin...
Posted by Count on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:11:00 PST

anyybudy wunna hellp?

ima gunna neds sum helpp tonite cchannin aidds monkys diaapers he gits meean n strrarts bittin n succh so if anny u gaay ass faagots dat hav aidds wunna helep cum to brooken pinees trrailer parrk roun...
Posted by Count on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

u fukin ruuin everrythin

yup da fukkin taaste runinn unuder fukin sumptin gud in mu lyfedey wuz acctin all fukin gaay silliess n fagg stuf n noow da raccer edgge ainnt lemme fukin go bak wut da fuk!!!hows i gunna git mu godda...
Posted by Count on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:06:00 PST

wut da fuk chanel 8 quadds citttes???

bossco fund dis on da tv mysspacinn tvutubins n wunted ta posst it cuz his mysspacin acct got fuked up n shuut du fuk dowwn cuz he wuz tallkin ta sum yunger girlz n shitt. dey jusst madd cuz a ollde d...
Posted by Count on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:33:00 PST

mu weejee gott fukin hacckd

i thouughts i wuz tallkin ta DALE 3 n it wuznt on da weejee boaard n im fukin mad as fuk it wuz sum deamon haackin inta mu weejee i thhougts da werld wuz gunna endd sos i gotts arreested fer sum shitt...
Posted by Count on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:06:00 PST

itt anint heppinin

nopee cal fukin 20007 off itt ainnt gonn be heppinin at all dumies!@%@% parrty noww be 4 u diie!$!@$juss no beffore itz all dunn u suk n Lonnie fuk i stolldid yer Meggadeth receerd coupla monnts ...
Posted by Count on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:25:00 PST