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*I have NO tolerance for stupidity* *Strangers who stand to close to me in public get on my nerves* *I'm an atheist* *I'm extremely stubborn* *I LOVE thunderstorms* *I'm happily married to a man just as retarded as me* *I have a twisted sense of humor that a lot of people dont get* *Sonic has the best strawberry slushes* *Mark Ryden is my favorite artist* *I have a 9ft long swordfish hanging on my wall* *I like tacky things* *I had a rainbow shark named Hitler* *I have a tendancy to be irrational* *I take the little shit in life way too seriously* *I call my friends while I'm pooping* *I will say anything to get a reaction* *I like walking around old cemetaries* *I love being outside* *smoking is my worst habit* *my mommy is my hero* *I'm a horror movie fanatic* *I love cheesy 80's new wave* *I saw TOOL in concert!!* *I love cake* *my husband never calls my by my name unless hes annoyed* *Curb Your Enthusiasm is the best show ever* *I still watch Fresh Prince when nothing else is on* *I laugh at the Cosby Show* *I think the Geico caveman is hot* *I take bubble baths almost every night* *I love candles* *Talking shit amuses me* *I make fun of the less fortunate* *I'm witty and sarcastic most of the time* *I spend way to much time in chat* *I'm still the most awesome person I know*{}

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I’ve been tagged

I’ve been tagged, blah blah blah you know the rules...1-My mom tells me I was screaming before I even came all the way out and I havent stopped since.2-I call courtney almost every time I poop3-...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:49:00 GMT

Todays adventure

I am convinced that my life is some secret sitcom everyone knows about but me and they are all laughing hysterically at my expense.  Every day something ridiculous happens, today was no exception...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:22:00 GMT

crack is wack

ok so heres a video of our friendly neighborhood lesbian buying crack from soem black dude in a shitty car.
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 18:53:00 GMT

conversations with idiots.

guitarman_28_1978: hi, a/s/l?kim_the_freak_magnet: Perhaps if you read my profile before talking to me you would knowguitarman_28_1978: u are correctguitarman_28_1978: but i have a life guitarman_28_1...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 13:56:00 GMT

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scien...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:29:00 GMT

Facts

1-I am an atheist and so is my husband2-My favorite season is spring3-I LOVE thunderstorms4-I talk on the phone when I poop5-I have a rainbow shark named Hitler and a snail named Herbert6-My mom was h...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:28:00 GMT

The bible says murder is ok so lets get killing!

1-Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged fro...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:06:00 GMT

Sadistic Bible Verses

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth they little ones against the stones.Psalm 137:9Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces.Malachi 2:3There she lusted after her lovers,...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:04:00 GMT

From The Book of Counted Sorrows

Evil is a faceless stranger,living in a distant neighborhood.Evil has a wholesome, hometown face,with merry eyes and an open smile.Evil walks among us, wearing a maskwhich looks like all our faces.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:01:00 GMT

spider bite 45 days later

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Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 19:20:00 GMT