*I have NO tolerance for stupidity*
*Strangers who stand to close to me in public get on my nerves*
*I'm an atheist*
*I'm extremely stubborn*
*I LOVE thunderstorms*
*I'm happily married to a man just as retarded as me*
*I have a twisted sense of humor that a lot of people dont get*
*Sonic has the best strawberry slushes*
*Mark Ryden is my favorite artist*
*I have a 9ft long swordfish hanging on my wall*
*I like tacky things*
*I had a rainbow shark named Hitler*
*I have a tendancy to be irrational*
*I take the little shit in life way too seriously*
*I call my friends while I'm pooping*
*I will say anything to get a reaction*
*I like walking around old cemetaries*
*I love being outside*
*smoking is my worst habit*
*my mommy is my hero*
*I'm a horror movie fanatic*
*I love cheesy 80's new wave*
*I saw TOOL in concert!!*
*I love cake*
*my husband never calls my by my name unless hes annoyed*
*Curb Your Enthusiasm is the best show ever*
*I still watch Fresh Prince when nothing else is on*
*I laugh at the Cosby Show*
*I think the Geico caveman is hot*
*I take bubble baths almost every night*
*I love candles*
*Talking shit amuses me*
*I make fun of the less fortunate*
*I'm witty and sarcastic most of the time*
*I spend way to much time in chat*
*I'm still the most awesome person I know*{}
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