Making fun of my friends (especially Craig), going to deaf karaoke, throwing stuff at homeless people, telling deaf people jokes, throwing stuff at the deaf people coz they didn't laugh at my jokes, tazoring my friends, full contact old maid, playing guitar, torturing waffles, building a dog out of linkin logs and then having sex with it, taking a bath with the toaster, getting hit with lawn furniture, writing, telling people I look nothing like Martha Stewart, painting with green beans, drawing on bread, lap dances from amputee's, piercings, tattoo's, etc. Empty promises passed out like Candy during halloween Lots of smiles until the taste of Razors pierce the inner skin
Friends & allies
All that remains, Atreyu, Bullet for my valentine, Chevelle, Cold, Deftones, Disturbed, Good charlotte, Hellyeah, Killswitch engage, Linkin park, Mudvayne, Pennywise, Rancid, Rise against, Saving Disgrace, Senses fail, Slipknot, Staind, Story of the year, Sum 41, Tool, Trivium, etc.
Fight club, V for vendetta, Transformers, American history x, The invisible, The departed, Blood diamond, Smokin aces, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Body of lies, etc.
Favorite things to do with dead chickensGo ice skating, use them as decorative hats, teach them how to read braille, make them into hammocks, convince them that they are color blind and then play Monopoly, bake cakes, take them on roller coasters, etc.
Scrubs, psych, Burn Notice, South Park, Man vs Wild, etc.
"Turning pages, choosing sides, always remembering"
Hundreds of lies made out to seem like one TRUTH.
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"If I'm somebodys lie, was any of this real?"..
"I'm not lost but I don't want to be found"Live not on evil-live not on eviL"We die a thousand times to realize that we only live ONCE."