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Jason

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About Me

Hello world. I am an aspiring writer and artist currently employed in an industrial adhesive warehouse located square in the middle of nowhere. I post short stories and kids' stories and little fairy tales in my blog every so often, and I would be thrilled if you took the time to read and comment on them. Oh, and I'm kind of a big liberal, so sometimes I write about that, too. Also, I'm a painter, and some of my paintings are posted up here. In addition, I create weird little computer graphics and I draw weird little pictures. Also, I'm married to the sweetest, kindest, most beautiful girl in the world. Her name is Lacey. I'm madly in love with her. Plus, her hair smells good.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, I've already met the MOST important person in the world. Her name's Lacey. She's utterly fantastic.

Other than that, I'd like to meet folks who might like my stories or my art. I'm at the point now where I'd love to whore my so-called talents.

Oh... And I'd also like to meet people who wouldn't mind buying my strange little books.


BUY my strange little books here!

A Gallery Of Savages...
Each More Deadly Than The Last!

Lacey

Sara

Beky

Michelle

'Chelle

Ed

Kristin

Mark

Erin

Dan

Leah

Mike

Ange

Melissa

Lins

Jen*

Jane

Jon

Michelle

Jamie

To be continued...

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My Blog

Room

It starts with a shock of white static and a crystalline blue blur that devolves into something smudgy like ink, deep hued and glistening like wet paint.  And as it fades, the walls sort of bend ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:21:00 GMT

Brittany And The Vacuum Mask

    Chores are the absolute worst.  Everybody knows it.  It stinks having to waste a perfectly good Saturday morning mowing the grass or taking out the trash or dusting the blades of the ceiling fan o...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:59:00 GMT

Amelia

    Amelia woke up amongst a diffuse, white expanse of fog spilling upward into a pitch black sky.  She was a little hazy on what, exactly, had happened, but it was obvious that th...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:46:00 GMT

Beky’s Wings

I.  Tuesday Morning    As any duck, airplane or luna moth can tell you, regular wings are quite nifty.  Regular wings make it very easy to get to all sorts of interesting plac...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:38:00 GMT

Milton

           Milton Prewitt does not believe in ghosts.  He just doesn't.  There is, he thinks, no evidence currently available to dissuade hi...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:41:00 GMT

Capen Street

           Silas lit a cigarette, and tried to inhale.  It never seemed to work.  Some protective instinct would always hold him back, and t...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Margaux & Emilie

    Emilie and Margaux were only one year apart.  Emilie was born first, in the old brick barn on the farm of Phillip and Esthere, and Margaux came the following spring to Herman a...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:27:00 GMT

Plan

seething withRAGEthe claws, broken, arms weak, and a migraine coming on, And there is NO way out is there?...This is notgoingaccordingtoplan.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 09:37:00 GMT

Carousel

We move silent, phantom still, swift but careful, evading the eyes behind us.  We are cold, frightened, drained and sleep deprived, but we must keep moving.The ground beneath our feet is wet and ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:25:00 GMT

Traffic

this spring,I found myself wandering, aimless and sad, down a busy city street at dusk.The headlights floated, ghastly will-o-wisps moving in pairs and single file lines, and I stood amongst them, bet...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:02:00 GMT