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Stomach Hurts

I'll make your stomach hurt!

About Me

I enjoy hurting stomachs, causing gnarly gas gestures and an un-fun time in the bathroom the next day!

My Interests

Clogging arteries, causing morbid obesity and being oh so satisfying!

I'd like to meet:

Some homeless guys with just a little bit of spare change, poverty stricken individuals, transients, miscreants, drunk frat boys at 2:15 a.m.

Music:

"Grease" soundtrack, Tad, G.G. Allin, Biz Markie

Movies:

Fried Green Potatoes, Tortilla Soup, Grease, The Longest Lard, Lord Of The Fries, Meat The Parents

Books:

A Million Little Greases, The Gods Will Have Mud Pies, Harry Potter and the Order of the Fries.