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About Me

I am a delicious slice of pork enjoyed the world over by people who love fatty, salty meat. I am every vegetarian's weakness. I am crispy and delicious and while most people see me as a breakfast food, I am just as good any time of the day. You can put me on anything to make it taste better, to. I am, quite simply, the chocolate of the meat world.

My Interests

Personal hygene and proper cooking times are both essential to me.

I'd like to meet:

Those who love me. I have to admit that I have been known to be a bit of a "chubby chaser." Any plus-size ladies that are interested...just imagine the possibilities!

Music:

Not much for music. The sound of me cooking is music to my ears, though. I know it's strange, but to me it sounds like heaven.

Movies:

Babe, Charlotte's Web

Television:

Cooking shows, the View (Star Jones is hot), Judge Judy

Books:

Sartre.

Heroes:

Whoever discovered that I tasted so fucking awesome.