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Dan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I can come off as a dick sometimes. I usually don't mean to. I find my lack of social grace to be hilarious and, really, you should too. If you don't I'll cut you.

My Interests

Midgets, Music, the pseudosciences, odd goings on on the Internet, pedophile jokes, and Galactic Lord Xenu.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who won't think too harshly about the fact that I have been at a community college for a very, very long time. I know a lot of stuff, though, so...yay?

Music:

Lot's of different things. People/bands who almost always work for me are Air, Brian Eno, mid-70's Bowie (when he was coked up and out of his mind), Hector Zazou, David Sylvian, Bjork, Sun Ra, the nice boys from Mr. Bungle, Roxy Music (first five albums), Ryuichi Sakamoto, Philip Glass, Claude Debussy, Tom Waits, Stan Getz, Suede, Cornelius, and Abba...to name a few. Generally speaking, I like anyone who makes stuff that I can't immediately recognize as something that's been done before. This is not to say that everyone I listen to is the first to do what they do, they're just the first that I heard. It's odd, I know.

Movies:

If it's heavy on eye candy, minimal in dialog, and has a good soundtrack I'll probably like it. I'm also a sucker for terrible movies. The best kind are what I call the "genetically bad movie" (there might be a better term for this, I'm not claiming profundity here), that is a movie that is so totally bad from its conception that it's impossible to imagine how it made it from treatment all the way to theatrical release. Almost like it managed to dodge every bit of good taste or quality control along the way. "The Animal" is a good example of this kind of movie.

Television:

Stuff I never miss: Anthony Bourdain, Olbermann, Top Chef, Colbert, Daily Show, Meet the Press. Stuff I usually don't miss: Intervention, Laurence Welk.

Books:

Slowly working on "On the Road." Figured I should read it eventually. I really need to find something more interesting to read, though.

Heroes:

You. You are my hero.

My Blog

Singing puppets and fun props

Suzie Sure ThingMusic by Eli Bolin, Lyrics by me.  Brought to you by Puppets After Dark: ...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:06:00 PST

song lyrics: "signals"

Think mellow, dreamy, echo-laden, etc. yet basically upbeat, mood-wise."signals"Could be the sign againCould be nothingCould it beThat this mistakeIs the worst oneThat you couldEver make?Oh, but that ...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:30:00 PST

Dear Princess,

..> RE: want to talk No. I'm sure you're a very charming person and have no intention of ever misleading anyone. However, ...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:42:00 PST

Anticlimactic update of stuff

So it looks like I won't be going anywhere any time soon.  I'm guessing that I didn't have enough stuff in my portfolio to "wow" the selection comittee.  Whatever.  The reality of the s...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:09:00 PST

Road to...somewhere?

Alright, so it's time I admit defeat with my "blog a day" idea.  I don't really know how disappointed I am.  Maybe I needed to force myself to do it in order for it to eventually lead somewh...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:56:00 PST

Soul Town

I was listening to the comedy channel on Sirius tonight and trying to put off doing this or that important thing.  I heard a commercial for Soul Town, an all soul channel.  I figured it was ...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST

back on this fucker

Having to write about yourself is hard.  It's especially hard when you are trying to say "well, yeah...um, you see...I just sort of do stuff and it usually works pretty good but...I don't know......
Posted by Dan on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:26:00 PST

something like that

List of things my farts currently could smell like:- eggs- bad eggs- canned fish with mustard- onions- country gravy in hell- a developing country- pending doom- one of the seven deadly sins- a doctor...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:10:00 PST

More shit about WDW

For those of you just now joining the saga: I'm wordy, I ramble, and I'm spreading out what could be a huge motherfucker into a few slightly smaller motherfuckers.  It has pictures!  And ano...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:00:00 PST

The Ballad of Pat Robertson

Imagine a country song a-la "Devil Went Down to Georgia" or "Boy Named Sue" with talking through the verses and singing through the choruses.  If anyone has recording equipment I can use, I'd lov...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:44:00 PST