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Guthrie

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About Me

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My Interests

Turn-ons:


Honesty* sense of humor* my beautiful wife* Viso energy drink* the aesthetics of fetishism* Fourth Way* electric guitars* post-apocalyptic dystopias* Krishnamurti* Norwegian black metal* fuzz-tones* Kashmir Shaivism* coffee* oat milk* the Pacific Ocean* sexy Italian horror movies* sea turtles* Switzerland* the theramin* Sanskrit* spiritual progress* pacifism* literacy* Louis-Ferdinand Celine.

Turn-offs:


Dehydration* turnips* big trucks* loud dogs* school* Church* State* talk radio* guns* techno* construction sites* noise pollution* hip-hop* theocracy* fundamentalism* prison tattoos* diet soda* goat cheese* team sports* marching bands* excessive cell phone use* movies based on video games* air-conditioned doghouses* people who take their shoes off in bookstores* Celine Dion.

I'd like to meet:


A leaf, a flower, a fruit, or even
water offered to Me in devotion,
I will accept it as the loving gift
of a dedicated heart. Whatever
you do, make it an offering to Me-
the food you eat or worship you perform,
the help you give, even your suffering.
Thus will you be free from karma's bondage,
from the results of action, good and bad.
I am the same to all beings. My love
is the same always. Nevertheless, they
who meditate on me in devotion,
they dwell in Me, and I shine forth in them.

Music:

1979: Steely Dan, Kraftwerk.
1980: Blondie, Talking Heads, The Ramones.
1981: Air Supply, Christopher Cross, Fleetwood Mac.
1982: Men At Work, Joan Jett, Hall and Oates, Weird Al Yankovic.
1983: Styx, Journey, Olivia Newton-John, David Bowie.
1984: The Police, The Cars, New Edition.
1985: The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Beach Boys, Neil Young.
1986: Elvis Costello, Rolling Stones, Beastie Boys, Sigue Sigue Sputnik.
1987: Abnormal Growth, The Smiths, Violent Femmes, Primus, Angry Samoans, Metallica, Guns 'N' Roses, The Cure, New Order.
1988: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rush, King Crimson, Jimi Hendrix Experience.
1989: Iron Maiden, Slayer, Motorhead, Cream, Indigo Girls, Surf Punks.
1990: The Descendents, The Dead Milkmen, Suicidal Tendencies, Stormtroopers of Death, Elmore James, John Coltrane, Minor Threat, Old Skull.
1991: Crackerbash, Victims Family, Doc Watson, Butthole Surfers, Velvet Underground, Bo Diddley, The Crucifucks, Dayglo Abortions, Eskimo, Jackofficers.
1992: Nirvana, Mudhoney, Tad, Melvins, The Stooges, Fugazi, Sun Ra, Blue Oyster Cult, Funkadelic, Helmet, Morphine.
1993: Sebadoh, Dinosaur Jr, Blue Cheer, Captain Beefheart, Grateful Dead, Monks of Doom.
1994: King Missile, Meat Puppets, Ween, The Vaselines, Blues Explosion, Tom Waits.
1995: Afghan Whigs, Big Star, Weezer, Beck, Elastica, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Juliana Hatfield, Matthew Sweet.
1996: Wayne Kramer, Wipers, Frank Zappa, Thelonious Monk.
1997: T. Rex, David Bowie, Wilco, KISS, Crowbar, The Who.
1998: Devo, AC/DC, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Dead Kennedys.
1999: Wesley Willis, The Clash, Jethro Tull, The Avengers.
2000: The Pixies, Black Sabbath, Dead Moon, The Gits.
2001: Minutemen, The Buzzcocks, Larry Yes, The Pogues, The Sonics.
2002: Black Flag, Husker Du, Venom, Mercyful Fate, Television.
2003: Cat Stevens, Judy Collins, Judas Priest, Acid King, Grim Reaper, MC5, Turbonegro.
2004: GG Allin, Blowfly, The Meatmen, Gogol Bordello, Bathory, The Dwarves.
2005: Camper Van Beethoven, High on Fire, Morgan Grace, Diamond Head, Sleep.
2006: Neutral Milk Hotel, Mastodon, Priestess.
2007: Possessed, Disco Rick.

Movies:

1980: Caddyshack, The Blues Brothers, The Jerk, Young Frankenstein.
1981: An American Werewolf in London, The Howling, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
1982: E.T., Poltergeist, The Man With Two Brains, Tron, Things Are Tough All Over, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
1983: Return of the Jedi, The Hunger, Cat People, Krull, Time Bandits, Night of the Comet.
1984: Ghostbusters, Gremlins, The Last Starfighter.
1985: Explorers, A Nightmare on Elm Street.
1986: Rivers Edge, The Emerald Forest, Blue Velvet.
1987: Pink Floyd The Wall, Liquid Sky, Heathers, They Live.
1988: The Last Temptation of Christ, Repo Man.
1989: Sleepaway Camp 2, Return of the Living Dead.
1990: Koyaanisqatsi, Reefer Madness, Running on Empty.
1991: Delicatessen, Vernon Florida, Pump Up the Volume, Slacker.
1992: Frankenhooker, Reanimator, Dead Alive.
1993: Evil Dead II, Fire in the Sky.
1994: Reality Bites, Live! Tonight! Sold Out!, Cemetery Man, Shallow Grave.
1995: Welcome to the Dollhouse, Chasing the Dragon, In the Mouth of Madness.
1996: I Shot Andy Warhol, Trees Lounge.
1997: Freeway, Edward PenisHands.
1998: The Faculty.
1999: eXistenZ.
2000: Bruiser.
2001: Ghostworld.
2002: Clean and Sober.
2003: Lord of The Rings, Dawn of the Dead (both), Mall Rats.
2004: Ginger Snaps, Shaun of the Dead, Vampyros Lesbos, I Heart Huckabees.
2005: City of Lost Children, Alucarda, Nude For Satan.
2006: Suspiria, Paradise Lost, Tarnation, Flavia the Heretic, V For Vendetta.
2007: Little Miss Sunshine, Children of Men, Pan's Labyrinth.

Television:

1979: The Joker's Wild, The Price is Right.
1980: Sesame Street, Scooby Doo.
1981: Monty Python's Flying Circus.
1982: Voltron, Robotech, Benson.
1983: The Smurfs, He-Man, V: The Miniseries.
1984: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Star Trek.
1985: Webster, Growing Pains.
1989: The Simpsons.
1990: Kids in the Hall.
1991: X-Files.
1992: Seinfeld.
1996: NewRadio.
1998: South Park.
1999: Ned and Stacey.
2000: VH-1 Classic.
2003: Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
2004: Six Feet Under.

Books:

1977: The Runaway Bunny.
1978: Where the Wild Things Are, Make Way For Ducklings.
1979: The Monster At the End of This Book.
1981: Encyclopedia Brown, The Cat Ate My Gymsuit.
1982: Treasure Island, Call of the Wild, Huckleberry Finn, Nightmare Store, The Cave of Time, Then Again Maybe I Won't.
1983: Earthsea Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings, The Chronicles of Narnia.
1984: 1984, The Wanting Seed, The Great Brain.
1985: Childhood's End, A Spell For Chameleon.
1986: Still Life With Woodpecker, Darkness At Noon, Catch-22.
1987: Catcher In the Rye, Franny and Zooey, The Great Gatsby.
1988: Demian, Beneath the Wheel.
1989: The Sirens of Titan, Cat's Cradle, A Hero of Our Time.
1990: Howl, On The Road, The Dharma Bums, Naked Lunch, A Season In Hell, Flowers of Evil, Right Use of Will, The Way of Zen.
1991: Play of Consciousness, Secret of the Siddhas, The Flight of the Eagle, Gods and Spacemen in the Ancient East.
1992: Journey to the End of the Night, In Search of the Miraculous, Magick in Theory and Practice, A Garden of Pomegranates, The Center of the Cyclone, Cosmic Trigger!
1993: The Stranger, Notes From The Underground, The Metamorphosis.
1994: Behold A Pale Horse, The 12th Planet.
1995: The Bell Jar, Story of the Eye.
1996: Quartet, The Book of the Damned.
1997: Tropic of Capricorn, The Gods of Eden.
1998: Down and Out in Paris and London, The Road to Wigan Pier.
1999: Factotum, Post Office, Love is a Dog From Hell, Big Sur, Under the Volcano.
2000: Yoga Vasistha, Shiva Sutra, Vijnana Bhairava.
2001: The World As Will and Representation, Crime and Punishment.
2002: Alcoholics Anonymous, Twelve Steps and Twelve Traditions.
2003: Children of the Matrix, Comfortable With Uncertainty.
2004: The Redneck Manifesto, Dharma Punx, A New Pair of Glasses.
2005: Eight Million Ways to Die, Blue Truth.
2006: Autobiography of a Yogi, The Frisco Kid, How To Be An Adult In Relationships, Androgyny.
2007: Secrets of the German Sex Magicians, Myspace For Dummies.

Heroes:

dead heroes are perfect heroes

My Blog

This was my high school art teacher..

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Posted by Guthrie on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

Vegan ain't easy..

It's been building for a while. I've always had vegetarian friends, respected it. I've just always identified as an omnivore. You know, no big deal. It's not like I'm this person that HAS to have meat...
Posted by Guthrie on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST

Creative Visualization

Our lease is up in May and we are going to be moving into a new place. This is a list of all the attributes we want this place to have. We are focusing on bringing our vision into manifestation.1) A p...
Posted by Guthrie on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

Resolutely

I quit making New Year's Resolutions a number of years ago. They generate too much conflict in me, and I hate feeling bad about myself when I fail. Here, however, are a few of the ideals I would like ...
Posted by Guthrie on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:44:00 PST

Sebadoh reunion tour!

It's a go! Eric, Jason & Lou playing together for the first time since '93. I saw them at La Luna that year and they were great! Sebadoh is great! I am very excited about this. Friday, March 2nd, Berb...
Posted by Guthrie on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

All I need to know I learned from rap music

1) Fuck the police!2) 911 is a joke.3) Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money.4) Cash rules everything around me. (C.R.E.A.M.)5) Gota let your nuts hang.(to be continued..)
Posted by Guthrie on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST