NOSE HAIRS |
NOSE HAIRSEssay by Lesbian Van HalenI have spent the last two days doing a retouching job for some cheesy beauty magazine. I'm good at retouching but I'm not a professional retoucher because of my sli...
Posted by Leslie Van Stelten on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:07:00 PST |
DENVER |
There's dog slobber all over my computer from my parents year old a gigantic Newfoundland, who just now attempted to greet me in his puppy-like manner on the backyard patio. The birds are chirping, th...
Posted by Leslie Van Stelten on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:30:00 PST |
RATS |
RATS!!Essay by Lesbian Van HalenI was in the kitchen the other night getting a glass of water when out of the corner of my eye I saw this small critter dart across the kitchen. My stomach fell....."OH...
Posted by Leslie Van Stelten on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:42:00 PST |
WORM HOLE |
WORM HOLE: Essay by Lesbian Van HalenLast week I was hangin with my "motley crue"...Taylor, Dario and Michael at Dario and Michael's place, lately known as "Club Chavez." We were playing silly bored g...
Posted by Leslie Van Stelten on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:41:00 PST |
JEN URBAN |
Essay by Lesbian Van HalenWhen the word "Jen Urban" is spoken by someone, sometimes amongst her many friends, sometimes an utterance lost amongst the vast crowds in bars and clubs....those neurotransm...
Posted by Leslie Van Stelten on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:35:00 PST |
DJ LESBIAN VAN HALEN SPINNING AT CHOICE CUNTS 6/30!!! |
WHY THE WORLD NEEDS ANOTHER RAUNCHY DANCE PARTY!!essay by Lesbian Van HalenI know that on my death bed...the last remaining seconds of my final breath... important and impactful memories are going to ...
Posted by Leslie Van Stelten on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:29:00 PST |
DJ LESBIAN VAN HALEN SPINNING AT SNAPSHOT SUNDAY 6/22!!! |
WHY SEX WITH WOMEN IS AMAZINGEssay by Lesbian Van HalenYes, gay pride weekend is here and my libido has been out of control!! Most of the time I feel like a teenage boy...being at my sexual peek and a...
Posted by Leslie Van Stelten on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:25:00 PST |
DJ LESBIAN VAN HALEN SPINNING AT THE STAY-AT-HOMES SHOW 6/22 |
MY TRIBUTE TO QUEER ROCKSTARSessay by Lesbian Van HalenWhen Monica Falcone of the kickass Runaways tribute band, THE STAY-AT-HOMES, asked me...AGAIN..to spin at their pride show at Magnetic Field, I W...
Posted by Leslie Van Stelten on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:32:00 PST |
DJ LESBIAN VAN HALEN SPINNING AT QUEENS OF NOISE 6/2 |
WHY I LOVE FEMALE ROCK STARSessay by Lesbian Van HalenWhen Sarah Greenwood of GSX contacted me about spinning at the "Queens of Noise" rock-n-roll pride kickoff party, I thought I died and gone to HEA...
Posted by Leslie Van Stelten on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:29:00 PST |
LESBIAN VAN HALEN SPINNING AT THE MET WED MAY 9TH |
Yes, many many years ago on May 11th a little baby girl was born in Denver, Colorado and they named her Leslie Ann Van Stelten. Van Stelten came from my Dutch ancestors on my father's side and "Leslie...
Posted by Leslie Van Stelten on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:46:00 PST |
