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A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it

About Me

I'm a 30 year old voluptuous vixen originaly from Southern California. I now reside in NYC and loving every minute of it, including the snow. People tend to call me crazy but I'm not mentally ill. I have a very high sex drive and tend to take the mans role in bed...I guess that's why I keep getting in to relationships with feminine men Rahhh!!...Where's MY cowboy?!! I'm spontanious, adventurous, demanding at times, very playful...Meoww!!I'm currently in school finishing my undergrad degree and I plan on attending graduate school for Human Sexuality.I like to read, shop, sing, travel, try new things, go to shows. I love the Theatre, sports,live music, art, playing dress up, and being in the sun and on the beach. I love a challenge and I'm a good listener, friend and lover purrrr!Where do i start...Ask me, I might tell you

My Interests

Education, shaving, rubber, music,Guns, dancing, multiple Orgasms, shopping, art, dildos, BDSM, Perversion, fetishes, masturbation, travelling,Pugs, British boys and toilet boys, Dish Bitches, NY Yankees, New England Patriots, Psychology, Philosophy, Buddhism, camping, sex toys, Eric Stanton, Pin up girl art, playing with puppies, Marilyn Monroe, The theatre, Old Hollywood, being a photo slut, singing to anyone who will listen, little blue boxes from Tiffany's, playing dress up, M.A.C make up,collecting wigs and platform shoes,Vodka,being a pyromaniac,making a mess,Peeing on people or anywhere I can be discovered, Margaritas,avocados, Dive bars with a rockin juke box, exploring NYC, eating mangos naked and licking the juice off my body, swimming naked in the ocean by moonlight, yummy mexican food, Irish beer, breaking night,being in bed on a rainy afternoon having amazing sex and cuddling with my lover, people watching, making my fantasies reality, Perverting the world

I'd like to meet:

Playmates,Perverts,artists,freaks,midgets, and dee-licious boys and girls ..
Create Your Own!

Music:


Movies:

Besides perversely disturbing pornography....The Wizard of Ozz, The Sound of Music, The Wall, Soylent Green, Wigstock,Full metal jacket,Breakfast club, All about Eve, Natural Born Killers, Apocalypse now, Beyond the valley of the dolls, The Secratary, Once were warriors, Clerks, When Harry met Sally,Platoon,Children of the corn, Kill Bill, Clockwork Orange, Carrie, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Boxing Helena, Heathers, Chicago, Life Stinks, Easy Rider, 9 1/2 weeks, Pretty woman,Boogie Nights, Resevoir Dogs,

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous, Sex in the city, Conan O'Brien, Will and Grace, Queer eye for the straight guy, I love Lucy, America Undercover, Old episodes of Saturday night Live(Chris Farley, Adam Sandler) Dr.Phil, Classic VH1, Animal Planet, The O'Reilley factor, Ali G

Books:

Besides my textbooks that I read for school... The giving tree, Valley of the dolls, Go ask Alice, The art of Happines,The Happy Hooker, American Psycho, Alive, The Family, The story of O, The Dictionary

Heroes:

Mae West,Wonder Woman, Tura Satana

My Blog

Full Metal Jacket

Always a good oneCheck out this video: Full Metal Jacket Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DILDO!

I need to rant about this client today....I get a phone call today from this Indian man who calls about my services/tribute/ location blah blah. I already know that whatever price I tell him will...
Posted by A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:02:00 PST

40 REASONS WHY WHORES ARE MY HEROES

40 REASONS WHY WHORES ARE MY HEROES by Annie SprinkleWhores have the ability to share their most private and sensitive body parts with total strangers. Whores have good senses of humor. Whores challen...
Posted by A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST