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Ted Offensive

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Well Lemme see. I am told I am an awesome DJ. I am also told I have a face for radio :-D

My Interests

Long walks around town, bicycling, punk rock, the perfect pizza, or Trenton "Tomato Pie" if you prefer (Basically the same thing as NY Neapolitan Pizza, Trentonians have been calling it Tomato Pie Since 1910 and they are stubborn).Beer...

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people! You, if ya got some beer money

Movies:


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ALL THE LOVIN' KINFOLK* BLOODY MAMA* THE BONNIE PARKER STORY*BOOTLEGGERS* A BULLET FOR PRETTY BOY* BUTTERFLY*CB HUSTLERS* THE EXOTIC ONES* FANTASIA AMONG THE SQUARES* THE GREAT SMOKEY ROADBLOCK* THE GREAT TEXAS DYNAMITE CHASE* HARRY CREWS: GUILTY AS CHARGED*HOLY GHOST PEOPLE* IF FOOTMEN TIRE YOU, WHAT WILL HORSES DO?* KILLERS THREE* LAST NIGHT AT THE ALAMO* MOONRUNNERS* NIGHTMARE COUNTY* ONLY WAY HOME PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME* THE REBEL*REDNECK COUNTY* SAVAGE ENCOUNTER* THUNDER IN CAROLINA TRUCKSTOP WOMEN* UNCLE GODDAM’S REDNECK TORTURE TAPE*UNHOLY ROLLERS*
HUH HUH HUH! just funnin' ya'll! I got that list of "Hicksploitation" Movies from a very cool purveyer of weirdo movies perfect for any hung-over sunday:
http://www.revengeismydestiny.com/index.htm ..

Television:

Not a lot really ..

Books:

Most recently
Teenage Hipster in the Modern World: From the Birth of Punk to the Land of Bush: Thirty Years of Apocalyptic Journalism The Carpathians by Janet Frame ENIAC: The Triumphs and Tragedies of the World's First Computer ..

Heroes:

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My Blog

May 3rd 10 Dollah! TODAY! 4-8 PM Food, Bands and Me

Guess I'm Moving up in the world  ;-)We hope you can make our Spring Fling Fundraiser May 3!(Rain or Shine!)DATE: May 3, 2008, 4-8pmLOCATION: American Swedish Historical Museum,ADDRESS: 1900 Patt...
Posted by Ted Offensive on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:38:00 PST

Save the Date, Saturday May 3rd in Philly 4 Me, and a bunch of other ppl who can spell :-D

I’ve been added to spin between 3 great Philly Bands @Philadelphia Stories Spring Fling Fundraiser! May 3, 4PM -8PM"We’re throwing a big party at the American Swedish Historical Museu...
Posted by Ted Offensive on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:44:00 PST

My take on the US Presidential Race

I don't often state my political beliefs for public consumption. Who wants to hear the political opinion of a DJ!LOL. Well, being such a crumudgenly old punk rocker, opinions (if not politics) figure ...
Posted by Ted Offensive on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:22:00 PST

Come Join me at Trash Bar Brooklyn Friday March 7th!

From Frank Wood:FRANK WOOD presents:FRIDAY NITE PUNK ROCKFRIDAYMarch 7, 2008at TRASH BAR256 Grand StreetBrooklyn, NY,Doors open:  7:30pm8:00pmPARANOID LARRY & HIS IMAGINARY BANDHe sings about...
Posted by Ted Offensive on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:22:00 PST

A Very Big Thank You!

A big thank you to all the people who came out last night!I am happy to report that the drag review "Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers" was a smashing success with only...
Posted by Ted Offensive on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:40:00 PST

Last annoying to PUNK-ASS Bitch!

PUNK-ASS BITCH SAY: "Enfants de partie de l'univers !   La période de la réalisation lascive, le frottage des pièces de corps, et le boire des boissons fermentées fraîches de pomme de terr...
Posted by Ted Offensive on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:23:00 PST

Busy Busy Feb Ru E!

Yes not only is my RL job busy next month, but on top of that I have three killer events I'll be bringing my little shoebox full of dusty old Enrico Caruso 78's to:First off on Feb 8th I wanna take yo...
Posted by Ted Offensive on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:25:00 PST

Forget the Gossip! New Years New Wave Dance Party IS ON BABY!

Last night I heard a nasty rumor is being passed around in New Hope that the New Years New Wave Party was cancelled. THAT IS A LIE!!!!What kind of a wanker would even start such a rumor??Well we're al...
Posted by Ted Offensive on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:46:00 PST

This Thursday! Holiday Party in Brooklyn to Benefit Tina Z!

Click on the Pic! From  Mistress Tara Juliana: *** Season's Beatings,I'd like to invite all of you out for an evening of SEX, ART & ROCK-N-ROLL for a benefit in honor of my favorite rockstar ...
Posted by Ted Offensive on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:15:00 PST

NEW YEARS EVE @ THE HOPE HOSE FIREHOUSE, BORDENTOWN NJ

Here's an update...DJs for the evening will be:DJ Scott Lowe ( Post Modern PST, Y-100, Ween Collaborator, and so much more!)DJ Alex Vance (Club Zadar, WTSR and so much more)DJ Carlos (WTSR, WPRB, City...
Posted by Ted Offensive on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:22:00 PST