I like to snort Grape Pixie Sticks
I Miss Old-Skool Warehouse Raves! But I still got a serious amount of Raver Flavor!
I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
I went to 1000 different schools and have a 1000 different degrees but I actually like shakin my ass in clubs so thats what I do! Didnt really need college for that now did I? A smart ass (no pun intended) can still be a hot ass!
If Gandhi & Mother Teresa had a love child it would be me! Im a lover not a fighter almost to a fault!
I broke my jaw in high school and now my jaw makes a loud popping noise when I eat. Sometimes I can hide it sometimes I can't. If it bugs ya tell me...I'll try to chew slower!
I only feel pretty when Im hungry!
I can DJ like a mofo! Seriously your life will never be the same!
I like to do a little Dancin' followed by a little Prancin'!
Can you distinguish your Vera from your Wang? All I need to say is OMFG and Manolo in a sentence and you should understand me. If I say Birkin you say...
I like to talk, sometimes incessantly but Im also a really good listener. Many have told me that those qualities usually don't happen at the same time in the same person! I guess Im just LUCKY although when chicks feel the need to tell me their life stories I feel very unlucky!
I've got the freakin coolest dog in the world! Her name is CASSIE! I like to give her Big Kisses right on the Mouth!
I love to go to the beach and do any and everything beach related. You name it Ive done it on a beach! Yes they even named a drink after me!
Im very, very, very out going and have on more than one occasion been called delightful! I laugh entirely too much - it's ridiculous really and annoying not gonna lie!
Im very very opinionated. Don't try to change my mind b/c it's only going to piss me off!
I LUV animals so I don't eat them!
All you need is luv and compassion once ya got that you're set!
Im A Wiz at Pac Man.
I LOVE Soccer (football to all the non-americans). I've been playing since I was a little munchkin!
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