Cat (HMT-VJ)

First name Cat. Last name Marino. No relation at all to the fabulous football player, Dan Marino, but related to the Mother Land, Italy. i think eating bologna sandwiches for breakfast is normal. i bite my nails incessantly. Chances are, i think your mothers a whore. The bathroom rules my life (seriously) i bite my toenails sometimes. My mother is my hero. i know way too many people. i sing in my car. Tina Yothers owns your face. Battle Shits with my friends are amazing. i drink like i'm never gonna see alcohol again. My eating habits are disgusting. Gay men are the coolest beings ever created. i believe fat chicks should never wear anything that's too small for me. If this applies to you, please smash every mirror in your house with a blunt object, because CLEARLY they are useless. Marijuana should be legal. i try everything atleast once. i have plenty of regrets but absolutely adore my life. My friends are family and i will shank you for them. i love to cook and eat like i have 3 assholes ( which explains my explosive diarhea all the time ) i'm pretty vulgar and don't care what you think. WaterShip Down is the best book EVER. Saying "thank you" is extremely important. i can't spell for shit. My tattoos chronicle my life. Everyone gets one chance in my book. i'd rather text than talk on the phone. it should only snow on Christmas Day. Sex offenders should be stoned to death. Hairy girls are vile. Valentines Day is totally over-rated. Tulips are my favorite flower. i think Verizon should jump off a cliff. i love the beach, the sand and everything that goes along with it. Swimming naked is incredible. My boobs are huge and i totally love them. I'd like to make Michael J. Fox stop shaking. Ice Cream should be one of the 4 basic food groups. If i could make love to bacon, i would. i really don't like going to the movies, so don't ask. Laughing constantly is key. Lucielle Ball is my idol and their should be a network that aired "i love lucy" re-runs all day long. Old people are awesome and i never had braces. Thank you and Good Day!!
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The Tooth Puller
Favorite Killing Spot: The Billards Room
Biggest Enemy: Buck-Eyed Bart
Favorite Weapon: Rusty Chain
Eyes Gouged: Zero
People Iced: Fourty Three
Arms Broken: Five
Car Bombs Planted: Seven
Tounges Cut Off: Twenty Nine

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