*Lady Dynamite*

Quotes that rock.
"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."- George Carlin
"Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having."- Mitch Hedberg
"I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions." - Lillian Hellman
"We have to live today by what truth we can get today & be ready tomorrow to call it falsehood. Science is a history of superseded theories." -William James
"I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." -Dr. Seuss
"The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism." -Norman Vincent Peale
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."- Golda Meir
"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks,' meaning 'blood sucking parasites'."- Larry Hardim
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.."- Bill Cosby
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."- Frank Sinatra
"I was not trying to be shocking, or to be a pioneer. I wasn't trying to change society, or to be ahead of my time. I didn't think of myself as liberated, and I don't believe that I did anything important. I was just myself. I didn't know any other way to be, or any other way to live."- Bettie Page

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Brilliantly Stated...
"The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable; breathtaking and I’m sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live trapped in loops, living a few days over and over and we envision only a handful of paths laid out ahead of us. We see the same things each day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, every day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms. We act like if we could just get through today, tomorrow that our dreams will come back to us.
And no, I don’t have all the answers. I don’t know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become but I do know one thing; the solution doesn’t involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of someday easing my fit into a mold. It doesn’t involve tempering my life to fit someone’s expectations. It doesn’t involve holding back for fear of shaking things up. This is very important so I want to say it as clearly as I can:
FUCK…. THAT…. SHIT!"