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"The Cat's Pajamas"

cathybob

About Me


I see myself as someone who hides their intelligence and sensitivity through sarcasm, jokes, and being an overall goofball; much like Chandler Bing without that weird verbal hesitation thing.
I'm a sarcastic, guy's girl, an extrovert who does not dance, a pessimist who sees the shot glass half full, and a quasi procrastinator
Like almost every woman I will over analyze everything to death
I drink more than double the recommended 8 glasses of water a day
I am and will forever be, indecisive
I'm a voracious reader, so much so that I have favorite and least favorite words in the English language, Some of my favorites include Bomb (as in The Bomb or Da Bomb), Mint, Sick, Boss, Awesome, Choice, Killer, Clutch (it’s gonna catch on), Fly, Stellar, Rad, & Tubular – as you can see I have a thing for adjectives
I know how to behave; I just prefer not to
I’m fairly certain I’m half as smart as I think I am, but doubly as smart as you think I am (try and wrap your mind around that one)
I am a fountain of totally useless knowledge, A trivia buff, if you will; I excel mostly in 80's and 90’s pop culture trivia, One of these days, I’ll grow a big enough pair to go on a game show and win a butt load of cash, but until then, I will just have to yell at the contestants on t.v. for being so dumb
I can never hide what I'm feeling, My face shows every emotion, and yet I still play poker
I get the uncontrollable urge to dance in my 2’ x 2’ kitchen, this is encouraged regularly by my Roommate/BFF who frequently shakes her ass in attempt to facilitate the proverbial “Fun Time Dance” that will occur once we both get going
I think wearing socks to bed at night is skeezy, and I will not tolerate it in my home
I am a die hard Mets, Rangers, Jets & Giants Fan, I’d rather watch a game than hang out with you; For real
I wish someone, someday, would write a song about me (Crazy Bitch and Nazi Girl do not count!)
A man with a brain - who knows how to use it and, most importantly, an amazing sense of humor – makes me weak in the knees
I'm not the perfect girl, I'm not even close, My hair never stays in place, I spill shit (a lot), I'm pretty clumsy, I burp, and I've got a potty mouth
But
I’m ok with that and if you’re not then fuck you,
I have an incredible group of friends who are, we will stop at nothing for a cheap laugh, we’re white trash party animals who party too hard and drink way too much.
They are amazing simply because they let me be as dorky as I want to be and sometimes on the rare occasion they surpass me in dorky-ness.
If you can’t tell by now, I have some quirks. These eccentricities make me the one and only Cathy.
Trust me-- I’m the best one out there.

My Interests



Love is a strong word,
I use it sparingly,
I Like...

Taking pictures (of other people)
My Bitchin New Phone
Snuggling
Beer (Heineken Lite, Michelob Ultra & Bud Lite)
Darts
Beer Pong
String Cheese
Laughing
Pedicures
Shopping (Even if I don't buy anything)
Sports
Jokes
Jager Bombs
Dive Bars
Clean Laundry
Driving Fast
Loud Music
Road Trips

I Hate...

The Price of Books
The smell of cigarettes on my clothes
Talking on the phone
Poeple who spell Cathy with a K
Snow
Peppers
Tequila
The Yankees
Parking in New York
Awkward Silences
20somethings that act like 12 year olds
Cats
$7 Beers
Mushrooms
Sushi
& Pretentious people

I'd like to meet:


    Those who truly understand the meaning of the word "adorkable." Anyone to have intellectual conversations with about things that don't matter, like the realistic plausibility of the time traveling delorean Someone to text when I get bored & to take care of me when I'm sick Someone who understands that I almost always mean the opposite of what I say Someone that will know how to cheer me up Someone who won't be offended by me correcting their pronunciation Someone who will sit around and listen to music for hours; and actually enjoy it as much as I do Someone that won't have overwhelming expectations of me Just someone that truly enjoys my company as much as I enjoy theirs.

Music:



I listen to EVERYTHING, i could list every band or artist on my iPod, but I'm not gonna do that. Instead Here's a list of artists people are surprised to find on my iPod.

*Disclaimer*
I have no shame.

2gether
3lw
5ive
98 Degrees
Ace of Base
All Saints
America
Annie Lennox
Aqua
B2K
Backstreet Boys
The Beach Boys
The Bee Gees
Beethoven
Ben E. King
Bill Withers
BoDeans
Britney Spears
Buddy Holly
Buffalo Springfeild
The Cast of California Dreams
Cash Money Millionaires
Cat Stevens
Chumbawamba
Eric Clapton
Cream
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Gavin DeGraw
Des'ree
Dobie Gray
The Doobie Brothers
Eddie Money
Electric Light Orchestra
Evan And Jaron
Extreme
Foreigner
The Four Tops
Frédéric Chopin
Hall & Oats
Inxs
Ja Rule
The Jackson 5
Jamie Walters
Jay-Z
Jennifer Lopez
Jesse And The Rippers
Joaquin Phoenix & Reese Witherspoon
John Fogerty
John Hiatt
John Mayer
Joseph Haydn
Josie and the Pussycats
Kanye West
The Kinks
Kiss
Leann Rimes
Lindsay Lohan
The Lone Rangers
Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz
The Lovin Spoonful
Ludwig Van Beethoven
Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Mark Wahlberg
Meat Loaf
The Medric Droid
Michael Bolton
Milli Vanilli
The Moody Blues
Mozart
Natalie Imbruglia
New Kids On The Block
Notorious B.I.G.
NSync
O-Town
Patrick Swayze
Paul Simon
Peter Frampton
Phil Collins
Qb's Finest
Queen
Rascal Flatts
The cast of Rent (The Movie)
REO Speedwagon
Richard Wagner
Ryan Cabrera
Selena
Simon & Garfunkel
Simple Minds
Souldecision
The Spice Girls
Stevie Wonder
Styx
Talking Heads
Tiffany
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
The Turtles
Vanessa Carlton
Vengaboys
Verdi
Wham!
The Wonders
Zack Attack

Movies:


Blow
Sleepers
Fight Club
Gangs of New York
Miricle
Blue Crush
Stand by Me
Dirty Dancing
Almost Famous
Forest Gimp
Boondock Saints
National Treasure
Memento
The Patriot
Meet Me In St. Louis
Finding Nemo
Fear
Goodfellas
Rounders
Boiler Room
The Wizard of Oz
American History X
50 First Dates
Poolhall Junkies
V for Vendetta
The Ususal Suspects
Wonderland
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
The Wedding Singer
10 Things I Hate About You
The Little Mermaid
Juno

Television:


American Idol
Americas Next Top Model
Californiacation
CSI
Dexter
Don’t Forget The Lyrics
Entourage
Gossip Girl
Heroes
House
Jeopardy
The King Of Queens
The L Word
LA Ink
Law and Order
Lingo
Modern Marvels
NCIS
Numb3rs
Project Runway
Sex and the City
Scrubs
The Sopranos
Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
Top Chef
The Tudors
The War at Home
Weeds

Books:


Anything ever written by John Grisham
Angels and Demons
The Davinci Code
Sleepers
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Go Ask Alice
A Child Called It
Forever
Catch Me If You Can
Smashed
Sex Drugs and Coco Puffs (A Low Culture Manifesto)
The Notebook
How To Make Love Like A Pornstar
Submission
Busting Vegas - The MIT Whiz Kid Who Brought the Casinos to Their Knees
Bringing Down the House The Inside Story of Six M.I.T. Students Who Took Vegas for Millions

Heroes:


The people who love me and keep me sane are my heroes.
Thank you for being there for me when I think I'm all alone.

My Blog

I Will Post About Politics Cause You Cant Fucking Stop Me!

 Anyone who knows me, knows that I don't support shit! Mostly because I see the advantages and disadvantages to everything and i'm so indecisive, I play both sides of an argument just for the sa...
Posted by "The Cat's Pajamas" on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST

A Statement To All Mets Fans....

I'm embarrassed to be a Mets fan right now, not because they lost, but because I'm ashamed to be lumped into a category with all theses blubbering cry babies. If you're above the age of 12 and you cri...
Posted by "The Cat's Pajamas" on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:06:00 PST

The Delightfulness of A.D.D.

DISCLAIMER: this will most likely be relatively incoherent and may end without a point. You have been warned...   If you assume all men masturbate, then one would have to assume Jesus polished...
Posted by "The Cat's Pajamas" on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:34:00 PST

Express Train to Hell - ALL ABOARD!

As some of you may have heard, I made a Blind/ Mentally Defective woman cry   Wait let me finish&   I was outside my office smoking a cigarette, when a woman wearing sunglasses approached ...
Posted by "The Cat's Pajamas" on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST

Holding It Down Like A Female Joe Pesci !

I've been putting this together for a while now, so umm here it is for your reading pleasure...   Maybe I'm strange. Strike that, I know I'm strange. People really bother me.   Almost all p...
Posted by "The Cat's Pajamas" on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

Help me figure out... well me

So what had happened was...  I was reading my about me, it made me giggle a few times What we think about ourselves isn't really who we are, so I'm asking all of you...my friends, family, lovers...
Posted by "The Cat's Pajamas" on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:44:00 PST

Hell is a Room Full of Twenty Something Girls from Brooklyn and I am Their Leader

These are a few of the random thoughts that I had while at work on Monday  ______________________________________________________ __ I can't believe chalk is still used in the classroom. It just s...
Posted by "The Cat's Pajamas" on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:45:00 PST

This is not a bar so I may speak freely about religion!

Ok, so latley I've been strugling with m feelings on religion. What do I believe? What don't I believe? and How does that affect my religion? Basicly.. If I don't believe in everything catholicism tea...
Posted by "The Cat's Pajamas" on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:37:00 PST

The Greatest Beer Pong Story Ever Told

  NOT WRITTEN BY ME .... But still funny as hell   This past year while I was away at college, I learned many things. Although many are long lasting teachings and techniques that will help m...
Posted by "The Cat's Pajamas" on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:52:00 PST