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I'm 29, but I look 28. People say I'm pretty, and sometimes I think so too, but my body dismorphia tricks me, ALOT!!!! I have ridiculously large, overly enhanced tits, and they hurt all the fucking time. It makes it harder to be on top...I REALLY REALLY REALLY like to be on top. That's probably why they never HEAL. Maybe I should stop getting new serial numbers every fucking year.
I spend an obscene amount of time at the gym, because I have fucked up fat people genetics. I'm so hungry right now, and I just ate!! I have been trying to stop saying dude, for about ten years now, but it's not going anywhere, dude.
Sometimes I annoy myself with my perky fucking personality, and my stupidly awesome blond hair. Do you ever say something and want to punch yourself in the face cause your tone is so obnoxious? I do! I'm just sayin...
I cheated my way through school, because I'm academically retarded. But I'm "STREET WISE" and I watch the History Channel so don't worry about me k. Cause I can pull a mean rain man.
I laugh a lot, no A LOT...sometimes inappropriately, but screw it, it’s way better than taking life too seriously.
On a good day…I have the SPIRIT of a fairy lol (I’m happiest being nearly naked, with no shoes, dancing in the moonlight sand, at an exotic location…I travel A LOT), the HEART of philanthropist (I really like helping people, and will do my part to change the world, no question), the MIND of a master chess player (I don’t know if this is true, but sometimes I feel super smart), and the APPEARANCE of one of Hughes girls (seriously It‘s just cause I have huge fake boobs and blond hair), oh and I fuck like a porn star. On a bad day I have the ANXIETY of a Chihuahua, the MIND of a bird (tweet, tweet), the PERCEPTION of a chubby bulimic, and a chart topping creepy streak, but that could totally go under the GOOD DAY category too!
Oh and I still fuck like a porn star...
