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About Me

my interests and my life are pretty diverse, i'm a bartender in the summer, part time college professor, ive been published in XY magazine, and im currently working on my second black belt, but, when your raised so far from anything that resembles civilization, you learn to keep your head busy. so now that i've clawed my way out of the sea of trailers, and the people that could be guests on jerry springer, im looking for some cool people to hang out with.

this year im teaching at a local university (can you say professor Ernie?), and working at a bar New York City (since science pays SO well). im just a guy with WAY to much energy.

i am a social animal to the highest degree, i love people, and try to live an exciting life. im pretty down to earth and a t shirt and jeans kind of guy. i am pretty much fine in any scene, but you wont find me in the bars that often (after pouring for hours i tend not to hang at work). if you want to know more then just message me.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i like basically all kinds of people. as long as someone has a brain in their head, and some motivation in life besides bars and sex (which is ok, it just shouldnt be ones WHOLE life), i normally like them. i get along well with just about everyone. i like having all different kinds of people in my life.if you want to know my views this video sums it up;)

My Blog

I’VE DECIDED

that if you vote republican, im charging you more for your drinks.it helps the economy that way, so its kinda like a balancing program.
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 13:51:00 GMT

my new policy on semi celebrities

ive decided that every time i see a male celebrity who i know i've seen on tv or something, but dont know who they are im going to say-arent you a gogo boy somewhere- where do you work?ever since thos...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:32:00 GMT

um another one for students that myspace stalk me

number one- remember to never ever say anything about my dirty depraved parties while your at school:)second- please dont come to my parties while im your professor, wait till after:)and finally, C-...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:04:00 GMT

seriously

if youre incredibly shit faced, and cant really stand up, dont come up to the bar in front of the bartender and sway all over the place and then get mad when i kick you out.thats just dumb. if youre ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:55:00 GMT

dumbass LA guy

do not EVER walk up to the bartender at a bar and say 'is it always this tragic"especially when 400 people came in and you were the ONLY one complaining.methinks the problem may not lie within the par...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:04:00 GMT

random

im really happy lately. i have a lot to be happy about, yes, but theres just something going on with me.i moved to greenpoint. its a great little neighborhood, a 9 minute walk from the bar. i like ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:37:00 GMT

thats funny shit

google alerts informed me that someone wrote about me.its on Ratemyprofessors.com students are writing about me, wow im getting old:)at least they like me:)
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:21:00 GMT

so new stuff

what i find REALLY funny is that for the last few years i havent really laid down any roots anywhere because i just KNEW that as soon as i did, id have to move for school.total forshadowing.after my t...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:49:00 GMT

to all of my students who myspace stalk me

thanks for a great semester. you all great kids.
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:34:00 GMT

good week so far

last week- got a promising medical school interview (its in maine, but ill be a physician when im done so its worth it) sunday- landed a steady bartending gig, working for a great guy.&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:54:00 GMT