My skank ass was born in the Bronx.
I'm in a gang, so nigga don't mess.
Yes. I am a cat.
Your damn right you read that shit correctly.
FELINE biotch.
Watch yourself, I'll steal your shit and pawn it.
NO exceptions.
I play a mean game of cards.
Never trust me.
If the cops bust us, I'm throwin' my catnip amongst YOUR belongings.
I like to PARTY.
Shotgunnin' beers is my speciality.
I've also been known to drink extreme quantities of liquor.
I blackout ALOT.
I been locked up.
Grand theft auto baby.
I can also down a cheap 40 while smokin a blunt and doin' 5 of the fattest rails yo' broke ass ever seen.
Unemployed and luvin' it.
I have come to collect your walnut of a soul you traded for the night with the one legged hooker.
After C Kitty puts a cap in yo' ass, he will pimp out yo' momma.
Chewie amazes the hippies before he slays them.
Cairo hates you because you have fucked up taste in movie stars.
The original bitch-cat from hell, she never changes her look, no matter how much nip you give her.
'That's right, baby, smooth AND refreshing...'
'This beer is not going to change the fact you is still ugly.'
Daring to interrupt Alice's homo-erotic daydreams with your noise machine brings your future to a grinding halt.
Coopie hates you for watching Saved By the Bell reruns.
