I am not just your average gnome. Unlike many of my fellow gnomes I have NEVER been subjugated to the shame of being "lawn decor". However, I have experienced the stigma of being a gnome and have been described as "Creepy" and as a "Demon" by several humans who have encountered me. My goal is to change that negative stereotype through meaningful interactions with the humans that I meet. I love to travel and spend time wtih good friends. I feel strongly about proper foot hygiene and believe those with yellow, gnarly, and jacked-up toenails should be banned from society - or at least forced to get weekly pedicures! My favorite month is August! =)
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Other gnomes, those interested in travel, humans who dig gnomes, law enforcement and the Westminster Fire Department! I would also love to meet those with perfect feet.
