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IM NOT FROM LONDON

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My Interests

I enjoy reading, writing and arithmatic (but only adding up), I am making a film at the moment set around Nottingham and intend to do more when i find the right crew to work with. My pastimes include jamming, scamming and tramming, organising live music nights and testing out friend's sofas for durability, friction and ergonomic grading. I enjoy pushing my body to the limits of physical endurance and would like to think I can outeat, drink and smoke my contemporaries respectively, however, Scotch Whisky could be said to be my Kryptonite.
I like to give everyone three chances to let me down before I lose interest in them though I never forget a good turn and favours rarely go unrewarded. I despise pretentiousness, affectation and falsity though I can bullshit with the best of them ( Hypocrisy is one of my strongpoints).
I enjoy the company of interesting yet deeply flawed men and attractive yet interesting women and one day hope to be the master of my own destiny, but I'm not quite there yet so will settle for being He-man... the master of the universe.

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Music:


I also like chilling to ambient guitar based music like the type that can be heard on Amusement Parks On Fire, a local band to whom i like to give much heeded/appreciated advice and constructive critique when ever I feel they need it. If you get a chance you should listen to their album. It really is rather good!
Other than that, I can get my proverbial "rocks off" on most types of music though for contemplatative moods I have recently found myself leaning towards the likes of The Arcade Fire and Interpol and there will always be a special place in my heart for Pink Floyd.... they bring back memories of the stark, angst ridden halcyon days of wasted youth and they sometimes almost make me cry before I slap myself into a fit of self loathing!!
I enjoy a good discussion as much as the next fella though I try not to get too anal about music, there's only a certain amount of chords to go around and everyone sounds a bit like like someone else, Who ripped off/influenced who is an academic argument and though I may not be too popular for suggesting this on a music site, but one I find more than little bit tiresome. Why spend three hours at a party debating variations of this topic ALL THE TIME ???, no one ever backs down or concedes an issue and in the end like any other blokey conversations it turns into one big drunken penis competition, why not all just whap out the old chaps on the table, give yourself a rating in comparison with your peers, put em away then turn around and talk to someone you fancy about music, films, life or things you both like instead of you and your own unchallengable opinions of stuff you don't and hey, you might just find you have alot more in common than you'd thought, maybe she'll even take a shine to you and you'll get to sleep with each other....bonus!....unless she likes Keane, then it's game over, It was never meant to be!!

Movies:

Withnail and I, Twin Town, TrainSpotting, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Saw, Blow, The Godfather (1 and 2), U Turn, The Outaw Josie Wales, Things to do in Denver when you're dead, Ed-Wood, Time Bandits,The Shawshank Redemption, Goodfellas, Casino,Outsiders, After Dark, The Big Lebowski, Ferris Buellers Day Off, The Crow, Desperado, Breakfast Club, The Life of Brian, Mullholland Drive, Bugsy Malone, The Meaning Of Life, Assmaster 2, Rumblefish, Driller Killer, Goonies, Donnie Darko, Army Of Darkness, Sean Of the Dead, Wild At Heart, True Romance, Interview With A Vampire, Requiem For a dream, Raising Arizona, Natural Born Killers, From Dusk Till Dawn, Saturday Night Sunday Morning, BillyLiar, A Clockwork Orange, Marathon Man, Man Bites Dog, The King Of New York, Labyrinth, Mean Streets, Scarface, Sideways, Swingers and Spaceballs.

Television:

Spaced, PeepShow, Scrubs, Frasier, The Mighty Boosh, The League Of Gentlemen, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, The Prisoner, The Sopranos and Six Feet Under

Books:

Wonderland Avenue by Danny Sugarman, Mr Nice by Howard Marks, White Merc With Fins by James Hawes, Trainspotting, Marabou Stork Nightmares, The Acid House, other people's diaries, Argos Catalogue, porn left in bus shelters

Heroes:

Dangermouse, my dad and the idle rich

My Blog

Albert’s Folly - A Lunchtime Novella

Albert was in many ways an incredibly lucky man andan incredible unlucky man at the same time. Ignorancewas quite literally bliss in Albert's world. Alberthad won three point five million pounds on th...
Posted by IM NOT FROM LONDON on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:24:00 PST

A typical drunken weekend in Nottingham

I'm currently sitting in the squalor pit which wasonce my friend's living room, soon to be mine amidst thecarelessly strewn beer bottles, plastic bags, wankragsand kebab boxes discarded after a very m...
Posted by IM NOT FROM LONDON on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:30:00 PST

Cunt!

The  bastard who stole my bag last night along with my money,coat, jumper, diary and address book is a cunt! Karma will fuck you up one and you'll have no one to blame! I on the other hand s...
Posted by IM NOT FROM LONDON on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

Detoxing for 12 days

12 days, 12 long hard sober days of reflection. I've had a few revelations in these days, things I won't go into but things are making me think, It's not a good time to be sober, it's not a good tim...
Posted by IM NOT FROM LONDON on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:49:00 PST

Detox

  My first day detoxication has gone so far, so well, its only Monday I suppose and Ive gone to my parents house to help my dad dig some ground up to make my nephew and neice a wendy house, its ...
Posted by IM NOT FROM LONDON on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:18:00 PST

A nation of animal lovers

Why do people go on talk shows like Trisha and that other guy who's just taken over from kilroy and has about as much sincerity. Whatever happened to the strong silent types or the "not washing our di...
Posted by IM NOT FROM LONDON on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 05:43:00 PST

sleep deprivation

A man wiser than me once said something I can't remember but fuck was it meaningful at the time, I swore i'd never forget it but i did, still if i did would it have made me a better person?, I doubt i...
Posted by IM NOT FROM LONDON on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:42:00 PST