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J' ♥ Paris

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My love for Foster's home is severly underrated.
Music, Leeds Festival, archive memories, Drinkin' then fighting, autumn, twilight, star gazing, singing, Vintage boo-tiques, ballet, accessories, seXXXy people, Burlesque/ Pin-up/ Cheesecake art, cheesecake food. Polka-dots, Sequins, feathers, bronze, rubies, lingerie, corsets, JAZZ, SWING, SOUL & BLUES, Tequila, pina colada, Lemon Sorbet, Frozen yoghurts, mango, pineapple, pomegranate, cherries, frozen grapes, sour tasting satsumas, eating lemons with a spoon and a bit of salt, melted chocolate, melted cheese, caramel intricate details, Sew-on patches, calling ecstacy vitamin E like Elvis used to, bright eyes and bushy tails, Flourescent paint, books of songwords; one-liners; magazine clippings; arty folk, Johnny The Homocidal Maniac, one severed green-nail-painted little-toe, water sports, Black and White photography, pop-art, british films, film references, innuendos, on the spot home made comedy, Factoids, things that no-one else is aware of, people-watching, Sex, nicotine, narcotics, David Shrigley's art.
I LOVE JAPAN & JAPANESE CULTURE.
I LOVE BURLESQUE & PIN-UP AND ALL THE CLOTHES AND MUSIC ASSOCIATED WITH IT.
AND I ALSO LOVE PICNIC BASKETS.
My lover tells me I said "BLEAH!" in my sleep not long ago.
I'M SELLING THESE 9 WEST SHOES
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PLEASE ADD AS YOUR FRIEND (MY 4th LINKED PROFILE)
"Everything you've Learned is in fact just learned & not necessarily true." Bill Hicks
MY SEXYASS TOY-FRIEND I lalalalalaaaalove you
A "BURLESQUE" NAME I WOULD LIKE TO NOW ADOPT:
ABSINTHE
WHAT DO YOU THINK??

My Interests

Riding bareback on a gigantic horse to which later I'll crack my hips so that we can make love. LADY GODIVA INVENTED BEASTUALITY!

customising and making clothes & accessories, making films, watching films, burlesque [I do private shows for him..], taking photos, learning new languages, big lacy colourful knickers, EATING, drinking, playing, flirting, frisbee - "BAM BAM", black and white, multi colours, arty-farty, David Shrigley drawing invisible people, a great drum solo, sharing and caring, being late, lip balm, Autumn, strongbow, TWILIGHT, star gazing, sunset spotting, moon bathing, porceline dolls, lacy shoulder wraps, sequins, beads, home made lemon mirangue pie, cheese...and cake? omid djalili, Tequila slammers, camping, Leeds festival, lemons, music!

I'd like to meet:

The Man on the Moon .
Steve Buscemi .
The proverbial "God" .
Stephen Fry ♥ .
Ewan McGreggor .
Parkinson .
Oscar Wilde .
Victor Hugo .
David Shrigley .
Willy Wonka .
Marilyn Manson .
Dita Von .
Omid Djalili .
Gael Garcia Bernal .
Bloo, Cheese, Mac, Madam Foster, Wilt, Coco, Eduardo, Mr Herriman, Frankie, Goo .
Salad Fingers .

" The One " .

You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Music:


SAGGY-PANTS PODCAST

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Starscreen - Naplam Death
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10 O'Clock Horses Interview

10 O'Clock Horses - Money
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Sam J Ferris - Eternal City
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Danny & The Deadbeatz - The Sucicidal Bunny Fucker
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Patchwork Grace - Zebra
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The Authentics - Writting On The Wall
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Without Eyes - Clock Work
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Love Ends Disaster - Ladders
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Minnestota Fats - Let it Roll
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Yes My Ninjas? - Learn The Words
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Writers & Fighters - Nocturnal Pt1
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ThisIsTheWayTheWorldEnds - Sci Fi Symphony
Classic Track (TITWTWE Split up early 2005)

February Chart Topper
Blood Orange - Tongue Tied
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March Gig Guide

Presented By - Gaz & Kav
Mixed - Kav
Directed - Glo0
Recorded at SPHQ 24/02/2007


Click to hear our Podcasts

Issue III (Mar 07)
Issue II (Feb 07)
Issue I (Dec 06)
You can also hear the podcast at:

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Movies:


My Cousin Vinnie, West Side Story, The Big Lebowski, Memento, Fargo, Girl Interrupted, Desperado, Withnail &I, Mean Girls, The Birds, The Man who knew too much, small time crooks, Dances With Wolves, Taxi I/II(the french ones!), Trainspotting, Baseketball, dazed and confused, Jumanji, good morning vietnam, boy who lived in a bubble, Drop Dead Fred, Amelie, Moulin Rouge, Orgazmo, Independence Day, Bowling for Columbine, Elephant, Y tu mama tambien, american beauty, City of God, Amore's Perros, Lola Rent, Some Like It Hot, rear window, Open Your Eyes, goodbye lenin, Mildred Pierce, Waking ned, snatch, virgin suicides, Dogma, Pleasantville, ET, edward sissorhands, sleepy hollow, smokey and the bandit, To Kill A Mockingbird, Ichi The Killer, Battle Royale, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Ghost, Sister Act I/II, Monsters inc., nemo, Chicken Run, Toy Story I/II, A Bugs Life, The Hours, Thumb sucker, Happiness of the Katikuris, Tortorro, Spirited Away, what I've seen of Waking Life, The Inconvenient Truth, simply irresistable, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, thank you for smoking, little miss sunshine, tale of two sisters..

Television:


Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Family Guy, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Monkey Dust, Peep Show, Nathan Barley, Shameless, Teachers, Fairly OddParents, Desperate housewives, The Day Today, brass eye, The Simpsons, Jamie's school dinners, Fawlty Towers, Only Fools and Horses, Jonathon Creek, league of gentlemen, Nighty Night, QI, futurarma, Shooting Stars, poirot, Blackadder, Alan Partridge, Spaced, curb your enthusiasm, Booosh, invader zim, arrested development, fruits basket, kino's journey, babechatXXX..

Books:

Victor Hugo - anything and everything
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks (my favourite novel
The ABC murders - Agatha Christie
Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry - Mildred D. Taylor
Fingersmith - Sarah Waters
Charles Dickens - Great Expectations
Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh
Oscar Wilde has permission to fellate me also.

Heroes:

Steve Buscemi, The Coen Brothers, Bill Bailey, Omid Djalili, Stephen Fry.

My Blog

My ancient scriptures

These are a few words I found in my creativity box-file. They must have been written a couple of years ago, but I think their messages are more prominent now than ever before. (Although considering ho...
Posted by J' ♥ Paris on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:30:00 PST

Risa wants..

I really want to do burlesque and pin up. So I need some surgery to get hot quickly. Anyone who would like to help please donate money into my account ASAP. Potential surgery includes lipo and breast...
Posted by J' ♥ Paris on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:10:00 PST

Scientology?

"Sometimes I find it hard not to laugh at how silly Scientology is, but it's really a serious satanic cult, and is deceiving lower level members as to the organization's real motives and beliefs. Scie...
Posted by J' ♥ Paris on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:18:00 PST

CALLING ALL ROCKERS


Posted by J' ♥ Paris on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST

Who will buy this beautiful morning??

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Posted by J' ♥ Paris on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:31:00 PST

PARTY

Parents Association for Seriously Ill Children The Maze/Forest Tavern, Sunday 29th July 2pm - 12am ONLY 5 QUID!!!! Music and Comedy all day and night 10 O' Clock Horses Your New Antique The Breakdowns...
Posted by J' ♥ Paris on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

Check out this video: Maxwell DeMille Presents Broadway Confidential

Maxwell DeMille Presents Broadway Confidential
Posted by J' ♥ Paris on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:34:00 PST

Fucking adore this tune

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Posted by J' ♥ Paris on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:41:00 PST

How to Seduce a Cowgirl

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Posted by J' ♥ Paris on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST

LEEDS!!

It's only 12:50 with tickets going on sale at around 7pm but I'm already pretty confident of getting one! PLEASE! Anyway, last year I was quite displeased with the line up, but rumoured so far are som...
Posted by J' ♥ Paris on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:06:00 PST